Forcing the pledge majoring in statistics to keep detailed intramural stats. TFM.

13 years ago
    3. Dorns_Boy_Toy

      I need your help. What’s the most expensive perfume I can buy a woman? I need to buy this woman’s affection, before I resort to violence

      13 years ago at 7:39 pm
    5. SouthernRage

      ^ So you’re referring to the “69” comment quickly? Is that what escalated quickly? No. You’re a fuckface. “^^” means two comments above you.

      13 years ago at 8:54 am
    7. Peemore Butts

      ^^ I was referring to the 69 comment, you fuck stick. It was two comments above me which is why I put ^^. Now go chug some bleach while I skull fuck your mother. Fucking try hard

      13 years ago at 9:37 am
    9. JerryTheSailor

      ^^^ I am convinced that he was associating the numerical difference between 2 and 69

      13 years ago at 2:56 am
  3. Dalton_

    So I’m drunk in class right now and my phone is almost dead. What the fuck do I do?

    13 years ago at 1:31 pm
    3. Longshanks_Son_TF

      I’m sure the University of Phoenix won’t mind if you take a break to go get your phone charger.

      13 years ago at 2:17 pm
    5. WhiskeyAndTits

      ^ fuck I totally read that guys name wrong and thought it was this high school kid. Laps taken.

      13 years ago at 3:08 pm
    6. fuck msnbc

      ^If you actually believe he is in high school then reading his name wrong is the least of your problems.

      13 years ago at 3:45 pm
  4. RJ Berger

    we have a pledge statistician. i hazed his ass the other day because i had 7 catches for 149 yards and 2 td’s in our game and that’s 33.9 points in our fantasy league, and he marked me down for 6 catches for 136 yards and 2 td’s, 31.6 points. Anyways, I lost by 2.6 points this week…I bet you are saying “You lost by 2.6 and the pledge only cost you 2.3, you would have lost anyways!” And you would be right, except I owned our QB as well, who also didn’t get the 13/25ths of a point that our dickwad of a pledge forgot to mark down, therfore i lost by about 2.8, and I should have won by 0.2. #FratasyFootball

    13 years ago at 2:43 pm
    2. Longshanks_Son_TF

      Hold on, let me go get my Kindle and some hot cocoa so I can snuggle-up and really dive into this novel.

      13 years ago at 2:49 pm
    5. BrovWade

      You’re such a flaming homosexual, your anus is probably on fire. I woud stomp it out but I wouldn’t want my foot to catch AIDS.

      13 years ago at 6:35 pm
  6. Longshanks_Son_TF

    Quantifying the mean, median and mode of the given data values is a TotalStatMove. TSM.

    13 years ago at 2:58 pm
  9. KSigAndCopenhagen

    There’s a shorter term for that, dumbass, it’s called sports center pledge.

    13 years ago at 5:37 pm