Nick Saban Dazzles Samantha Steele in this Ride-Along

Ladies, if you are about to watch this, grab a towel first. You’re about to see the Nicktator turn on the charm in a way you never knew existed. You can almost hear Sam Steele’s inner-dialogue, and it’s borderline X-rated, as she works strenuously to maintain composure under the cunning, moistening trance of Don Juan Saban.

Watch the video if you’re up for it:

Now that you’ve picked up on the obvious sarcasm, can we all agree this is one of the most awkward minute-and-a-half conversations ever caught on camera? Saban doesn’t even take his eyes off the road, and the pitch of his voice never ticked up or down the entire time. When he begins his answer about starting his mornings with, “Well, we’ve been through this before but…” I got squirmy. You condescending, monotonous S.O.B.

I’m fairly convinced that the ESPN producer was like, “Yeah, let’s just cut this thing off right here,” resulting in only a 1:34 video. The guy is the best in the business at what he does, but he has the personality of a death row inmate.

Side note: I love me some Samantha Steele. I want to get all up in those dimples.

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  1. Real Clayton Bigsby

    Dorn you’re one of the best, but what the fuck was the point of this. Thats 2 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

    12 years ago at 10:49 am
  2. Fratlanta Falcons

    I would do morally questionable, unforgivable, borderline illegal sexual acts to Samantha Steele. What a knockout.

    12 years ago at 11:19 am
    1. FratternoonDelight

      I would do morally questionable, unforgivable, highly illegal sexual acts to Samantha Steele.

      12 years ago at 12:17 pm
    2. Fratting in 1868

      I would do morally right, forgivable, highly legal sexual acts to Samantha Steele in marriage. It’s an RFM.

      12 years ago at 10:03 am
  3. high kapp

    I’m disappointed you’re lack of inclusion of needless pictures of Sam Steele in being all hot, Dorn.

    12 years ago at 1:00 pm
  4. fratalotta

    I’m still waiting for ESPN to release the deleted scene of Samantha Steele fucking Saban in the back seat

    12 years ago at 2:47 pm
  5. ClevelandSideSlapper

    You know what sucks about her though… She went to Liberty University which means it is highly likely she is super Christian and/or a prude

    12 years ago at 8:31 am
  6. FratternoonDelight

    I’ve been “all up in those dimples” with Dorn’s sister for months.

    12 years ago at 12:15 pm