Getting a text from Dad telling me to check out the new rush boobs. TFM.

    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      Okay everyone, let’s be honest and agree that the new sweetheart is a fucking goat. She looks like an uglier, fatter Amanda Bynes and is only worthy of a blackout booty call at roughly 4 am. Whoever the fuck on the staff decided to allow her to be a sweetheart is either mentally fucking retarded, or there is just a serious lack of sweetheart nominees. Get y’alls shit together, that bitch is busted as fuck.

      13 years ago at 11:45 am
    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      Getting a text from Dad saying that he still has blueballs because he couldn’t get a nut while you were blowing him that morning. It might be a TFM

      13 years ago at 4:57 pm
  1. BroManChu

    Lil B doesn’t have a dad to text him and tell him to check out the new rush boobs.

    13 years ago at 8:30 pm
    1. Lil B

      LIL B DOES HAVE A DAD HE IS “THE BASED GOD” JUST LIKE JESUS HAVE A DAD CALLED “GOD” YOU FEEL ME – Lil B

      13 years ago at 8:33 pm
  2. Douglas MacArthur

    I feel as if pledgedaddy85 was trying to get a Bonedaddy-esque post going.

    13 years ago at 9:13 am