Voting conservatively, then drinking liberally. TFM.

^It says liberally you geed. This is defiantly a TFM.

^ What about your “an idiot”

#POOPDONGBOOBS

Warning: This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes.

But is it a safe alternative to cigars, hookas and other tobacco products?

You see, it’s all a big conspiricy, led by the sunflower seed industry.

But if we all knew that, nobody would ever buy sunflower seeds, except to plant them.

So every year, they send lobbyist down to capitol hill, and have all sorts of restrictions put on tobacco.

Think about it guys.

They are involved in a secret ring of chemists and physicians set on bringing down the South

Tobacco, beef and cotton (this will be next), are all staples of southern living.

Sandy was a failed mission to take out the Carolinas. They lost control and it went north.

You also have to coat it in goat butter.

You know this is true because of the blatant fallacy on the warning label I pointed out above.

And Keith Olbermann, you are a foxtrot alpha golf.