Axe “Splitting Hairs” Comedy Tour to Uncover What the Opposite Sex is Thinking

Ever want to know what the opposite sex was thinking? If you answered, “No, I’m way TFTC about what slams think,” then congratulations, you’re a liar. Of course you’ve thought about what the opposite sex was thinking, even if it was as simple as wondering what could have possibly been going through the girl’s mind when she decided to put mayonnaise on your pastrami sandwich. MUSTARD WAS THE CLEAR CHOICE!

Everyone wants to know what the opposite sex is thinking and it can be an anxious obsession. Whether your questions are sandwich related (seriously, why mayo!?!?) or slightly deeper, like about love or something, then worry no more, because the “Splitting Hairs” comedy tour, presented by Axe and Comedy Central, is here to answer your questions.

Bringing “pundits from either side of the gender divide,” Splitting Hairs hopes to once and for all reveal what she’s thinking, shatter long held “truths” about dating, and give the real story about what exactly is going on in the minds of the opposite sex. Thankfully, Axe has handpicked an expert panel of comedians to get the job done.

David Koechner

Tell me you don’t respect the opinion of a man with such a commanding power point. Koechner is probably best known as Champ Kind from Anchorman and Todd Packer from NBC’s The Office. He’s also a Saturday Night Live alum and an accomplished standup comic, touring the country regularly.

The Perfect Date

Todd Packer Gives Zero Fucks

The Legend of Todd Packer

If you don’t believe that David Koechner is equipped to answer the fraternity man’s questions about women, well then you sir are a fool.

Abby Elliot

A recent SNL cast member, Abby Elliot is that glorious combination of hot and actually funny that most men would kill to find in a woman. Currently she is developing a show for MTV that she will star in and oh yeah, she’s hot and funny, did I mention that?

Funny

Hot

Yeah…you should probably listen up.

Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin is a veteran standup with appearances on Comedy Central Presents, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and The Tonight Show. He’s also appeared in several films and is a regular on Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time. Among other things, Owen Benjamin is an expert on the male orgasm.

The Axe Splitting Hairs comedy tour has several dates left so if you’re in one of these cities then be sure to follow the links to find out more about getting tickets to the sexual debate to end all sexual debates.

Pittsburgh, PA: Monday, November 12th

Cincinnati, OH: Tuesday, Novemeber 13th

Louisville, KY: Wednesday, November 14th

Nashville, TN: Thursday, November 15th

Columbia, SC: Friday, November 16th

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    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      ^^If by “fuma” you mean Fork Union Military Academy, kill yourself. Slowly and painfully

      12 years ago at 6:27 pm
  1. Chick_Fil_A Guy

    Is mayo being used as a codename for semen here? I’ve had my suspicions about this Bacon fella. No nuggets for him.

    12 years ago at 1:29 pm
    1. shakeit4me

      ^ Exactly what I was thinking, but then I got distracted by that Abby Elliot video.

      12 years ago at 2:00 pm
  2. upperdeck_daddy

    that abby elliot bitch is wearing a fucking shirt in the bathtub… real scandalous

    12 years ago at 2:51 pm
  3. Frat Baby Jesus

    I would never watch a comedy show that featured a woman. Women are never funny. Ever.

    12 years ago at 3:05 pm