Skydiving Oregon Duck Loses Head, Plummets to Earth Unharmed
“What happened?”
“His head fell off.”
“His head fell off?”
“Yeah, he was pretty old.”
“That’s it. I’ve had it with this dump. We got no food. We got no jobs. Our pets head are fallin’ off!”
If this news isn’t heart-wrenching enough, watch Lee Corso on the set of ESPN Gameday give this live duck the business as he fights for his little duck life in the hands of the senile old man.
Bad week to be a duck, man.
I am happy to report the mascot head was returned, unscathed, to the ESPN set per Chris Fowler’s Twitter feed. We have not, unfortunately, received word about the condition of the Corso duck. This all just seems like a bad omen for Oregon. You guys had a good run. I’m taking Stanford.
BREAKING NEWS; The ORE Duck head is missing. While skydiving today, it came loose & plummeted to earth. A search is ongoing. No joke.
— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) November 16, 2012
To clarify, the lost Duck head is only the third string model. No panic in Eugene. But the depth is impacted.
— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) November 16, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: ORE Duck head has been recovered. In one piece.A good samaritan happened upon it and returned it. Crisis averted.
— Chris Fowler (@cbfowler) November 17, 2012
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Foreshadowing of the Ducks being upset by the Cardinals?
12 years ago at 6:08 pmCardinals?
12 years ago at 9:19 pm^^The Cardinal
12 years ago at 9:21 pmWell I fucking called it so fuck all of you.
12 years ago at 2:00 amNo, you called the ducks getting beat by Louisville. That game didn’t even happen.
12 years ago at 3:00 pm^^, ^
12 years ago at 4:46 pmI wish I could be as technical as you guys, I’d really pull a lot more pussy.
12 years ago at 1:31 amDon’t deflect just because you’re retarded.
12 years ago at 7:22 amThese are the Mighty Ducks from the movies, right?
12 years ago at 12:57 amNo.
12 years ago at 5:46 pmIs it weird I want to have gay anal butt sex with the duck?
12 years ago at 8:50 pmNo it’s perfectly normal.
12 years ago at 6:42 am