Not reciprocating her invite to meet the family over Thanksgiving. TFM.

    1. lambda chops

      Intern if you don’t post fail Friday immediately I’m going to sodomize you’re entire family over and over and make you watch. Then I’m gonna cut your dick off, eat it, throw it up, then make you eat it.

      13 years ago at 12:19 am
    2. lambda chops

      Taking her out to Chili’s for a romantic dinner then making her swallow my queso. TChilisGuyM

      13 years ago at 12:28 am
    3. GTgentleman

      I honestly didn’t know this was the same guy til about halfway through. That shit was actually pretty accurate of how most posts go

      13 years ago at 4:38 am
    4. WtF_

      ^People need to stop doing that though. It happens like once a week now. It was funny the first time when cupid did it, now it’s just really gay.

      13 years ago at 7:59 am
  1. TheCommodore

    DO YOU GUYS EVER LIKE MAKE YOUR BITCH EAT OUT YOUR ASSHOLE AND BE ALL LIKE “I’M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT TO YOU IF YOU DO IT TO ME!” BUT THEN YOU NEVER DO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

    13 years ago at 4:29 pm