This FSU Face Painter Girl is Going Viral
The ESPN cameraman who spotted the backwards face painting, possibly slow-witted FSU fan in the crowd at the UF-FSU game, then broadcasted her nightmare mirror gaffe with the college football world, may have destroyed her credibility forever and permanently tabbed her with the unfortunate moniker, “That Girl Who Spelled ‘F-S-U’ Backwards On Her Face.” This photo is currently tearing through the web at warp speed creating a nationwide head-shaking episode that may register on the Richter scale.
Poor girl. This is going to be a rough week for her. What’s the over/under on how many texts, calls, and emails she’s received over this incident? She needs a voice. She needs an opportunity to defend herself. I have questions.
Do any of you FSU students/fans know this girl? Can you get me in touch with her? Would love to get the exclusive interview. Contact me.
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She definitely looks like she has some sort of chromosomal disorder.
13 years ago at 1:00 pmShe probably just drew it on herself while looking in a mirror.
13 years ago at 1:02 pmYa don’t say
13 years ago at 1:17 pmDorn, don’t lie. We all know you love taking selfies in the mirror too.
13 years ago at 1:53 pmI find the fact she intentionally gave herself a unibrow in paint far more disconcerting than the backwards spelling. at least, I hope that’s paint…
13 years ago at 2:09 pmWhat a stupid, stupid broad.
13 years ago at 3:57 pmThis is a TSM.
and it’s “Richter” scale.
13 years ago at 2:52 pmSloppiest blow jobs ever.
13 years ago at 11:17 pm