Man Stabbed Over Game Of Beer Pong
In Toledo they play for keeps.
Toledo police arrested Ernest Tyler, Jr., 27, of Higgins Street and charged him with felonious assault in the stabbing of Antonio Green, 21, of Main Street. A witness said the two men were playing beer pong at the victim’s residence in the 800 block of Main about 5:20 a.m. when they got into an argument and started fighting, police said.
According to sources, the dispute was related to the game, though no one is sure exactly what it was about. My guess is that Tyler tossed a spinner, and Green blew it out of the cup. Tyler no doubt protested but Green cited “house rules.” The two argued until Tyler eventually exploded into a fit of rage, pulling out a switchblade and exclaiming, “Only bitches blow! AND BITCHES GET STITCHES!”
I’d be lying if I said I haven’t wanted to stab someone over their shitty house rules before.
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12 years ago at 11:48 amCocaine is a hell of a drug.
12 years ago at 11:51 amOnly bitches blow… house rules motherfucker.
12 years ago at 11:53 amHouse rules suck but still, only bitches blow.
12 years ago at 3:09 pmWould you rather fight off 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
12 years ago at 11:58 am100 duck sized horses
12 years ago at 12:30 pm100 duck sized horses.
12 years ago at 12:31 pmEasy. 100 duck sized horses. Just give me a five iron.
12 years ago at 12:31 pmI kind of like the idea of 100 horse sized dicks
12 years ago at 12:43 pmHow about fighting 20 third graders?
12 years ago at 2:17 pm^ Or how about 20 third graders vs. 100 duck sized horses? I’d buy a ticket.
12 years ago at 3:37 pmHow about 30 gorillas vs 1 T-Rex?
12 years ago at 6:04 pmA horse-size duck isn’t going to weigh much relative to its size and has hollow bones. On the downside, ducks rape the shit out of everything and can fly.
Fuck I am just going to drink and hope I can defend myself.
12 years ago at 6:31 pm1 T-rex… What the fuck could you possibly do if you had to fight 30 fucking gorillas?
12 years ago at 7:59 pmThe duck sized horse would be agile and fast. I would take the giant duck. David V Golliath style.
12 years ago at 11:30 am