Man Stabbed Over Game Of Beer Pong

In Toledo they play for keeps.

Toledo police arrested Ernest Tyler, Jr., 27, of Higgins Street and charged him with felonious assault in the stabbing of Antonio Green, 21, of Main Street. A witness said the two men were playing beer pong at the victim’s residence in the 800 block of Main about 5:20 a.m. when they got into an argument and started fighting, police said.

According to sources, the dispute was related to the game, though no one is sure exactly what it was about. My guess is that Tyler tossed a spinner, and Green blew it out of the cup. Tyler no doubt protested but Green cited “house rules.” The two argued until Tyler eventually exploded into a fit of rage, pulling out a switchblade and exclaiming, “Only bitches blow! AND BITCHES GET STITCHES!”

I’d be lying if I said I haven’t wanted to stab someone over their shitty house rules before.

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    1. WSU Phi Tau

      ^ Or how about 20 third graders vs. 100 duck sized horses? I’d buy a ticket.

      12 years ago at 3:37 pm
    2. fratanomics

      A horse-size duck isn’t going to weigh much relative to its size and has hollow bones. On the downside, ducks rape the shit out of everything and can fly.

      Fuck I am just going to drink and hope I can defend myself.

      12 years ago at 6:31 pm
    3. Mutant

      1 T-rex… What the fuck could you possibly do if you had to fight 30 fucking gorillas?

      12 years ago at 7:59 pm
    4. NativeFloridaCracker

      The duck sized horse would be agile and fast. I would take the giant duck. David V Golliath style.

      12 years ago at 11:30 am