Justifying all your decisions with "It's what the founding fathers would have wanted." TFM.

    1. TheCommodore

      *̢̢̻̭̞̹̲͈͖̱̰̹͕͇͇̙͕̈́̒̎̍͌̊̓ͬͯ̌̅̾ͬͧ̒̑͟ͅ%̨̛̺͍̯͚͈͈̼̥͇̫̻̱̫̮͙͕̟̖ͧ̎̾ͥͯ͑̂͢*͊̔̄ͨ̿̈́͛͏̶̦̦̬̺̘͍̟͎̣̣̻-̛̮̯̲͓̟̫̺͖͇̖ͥ̓̇̓ͨ̾ͤ̄͟͜͠͠ͅ+̏̂͆͌̽͋͌͌̽̏ͮͨ́ͪ̂̂̚͏̕͏̷̻͚̺͍̱͎̦̮̗͔̥͓̥͙͍̬͔̹͝=̴̛͖̱̭̙̯͍̐̾̋̎̍̽ͨͧ̃ͣͥ̀͂̄ͧ̾́̕̕-̶̧̛̮͕͙̩̘͚̖̟̤͎͕͈̳̱̭̱͎͑̒̾͗ͫ̈̊ͥ͒̏̿͑̐ͨ͒̎ͧ̈́͘͝;̵̧̩͖͎̼̘͔̬̱̣̩͕͎͕̼̩̝̜ͭͥ̍͌ͭͧ͒͊̅͌̂̂ͩ̿͋͒͊̚͘̕͜ͅ.̶̇̉͂͆́ͫ̓̾ͬ̓̿̍ͩͪ̐ͥ͏͏̵̞̝̼͇͙̜͈̩̼͉̗̰̩̺̫͠ͅ,̴̴̘͔̹̮̲̣͚͓̱͍̪͍̯̙̈̃̈́̈́̂͗̓̕͢͞:̵͎̱͎̺͖͎͕̥̻̝̍͋̽͒͊͛͆̑ͦ̿̆ͮ̓̽̑ͥ̀’̢̧͙͚̼͇̼͚̯͎ͥ͊̄́̂̍̒ͪ̕̕͝]̌̌͊̋ͦ͛̋͗ͨ̆̇̈́ͬ̑ͣ͊͒͏̷̱͙̻̼͎̺̤̲̳[̡̺̜͔̗̟̭̬̩̟͓͔͕̹̍ͪ̆̇ͤ̀̕͜͠”̛̞̹̦͎̺̒ͣ́̓̄̎ͩ́̈́̎͗ͨͧ͘̕͜{̧̹̖̹̻͈ͨ͒̍̏̅̔ͩ́ͮͭ̅͒̂ͭͮ͑͊͟͡ͅ}̧͚̜̩̝̭ͮͯͯ̌ͩ̀̃̇̏͌̅̉̓̏͂ͫ̉̚͟/̶̧̥̠͉̞̠̣͓̬̲̙͇̰̲͚̠͇̻͚̤̹̬̭̝ͤ̾͌̊͌̌͂ͭ͒̈́͌̈̎̽̀̌͑̊̒͐̃ͣ́ͥ͂̃ͩͤ̓͢͟͢͠ͅ|̛̤͓͓̘̑͊̓̏ͩͣ̍ͨ̋ͤ͐̊̑́͜͝͝
      ̅͑̋ͨͭ̚͏̴͉̝̜̳̺͕͓̙̟͓̪̰̥̖̱͡ͅͅ*̡͔̖̲̫̻̞̳̳͓̃̄ͨ̾ͤ͑̔̽̍̂̊̒ͤ̽͗̓ͫ̀%̶̸͎͕̻̰̱̯̫̟̞͚̣̲ͩ̃͆͂̽̈́͐̔͐̌ͩ͘͠͝ͅͅͅ*̧̛̟̹̦̺͑ͣͭ̏̑͑͗ͧ̐ͧ͆̋̿͂̎ͫ̽́́-̧̨̢̼̝̜͓̝͎̋ͥͦ͆ͮ͗̇̒͡+̛̜͎̤͖͆ͬ̿ͦ͑̐ͤ̌̏ͣͮ͊̎͜͞=̷͐͒͋͂ͨ̿̓̃̈́̂̇̔̒̂̚҉̨̟̭̬̭͇̞͎̟̥͔͇̘͕̞̟̭ͅ-̵̨͍̞̰̞̱͓̣̪̂͑̓ͣ̅͆̃̓̎ͥ͛͑͊͂ͪ̊ͩ̔ͩͅ;̵̶̥̣̰̺̥ͬ̎̽͐̓͂̈͟.̵̩̣̟̟̟̫͖̭͙̜͔͍̣͙͈̺̅͛̍̍́̋̑̄̍͗͆̋̾̕͞,̶̧̠͎̬̻̱͚́́͑̐͗̎ͨͬͯ͆̔͋̽͢͟:̡̨̈͗̇̄̿ͩ͌̄ͯ̿͗ͩ̏͐̌҉̥̬͚̦͔͈̣͚̙͔͉̺̜̮̞̰͕̝͢͝}̛̺̺̺̖̠̭̫̺͓͚̯͕̠̩͔̽͗̅̾̇̏ͧ̾͒ͫ̊ͯ̇̆̇̌̈͘/̸̛̭͇̩͇̭͉̺͉̭͔͈̪̰̰̣͆̽͆ͧͥ̆̊ͮ̆̽͋̒̓̓̎̈͗̈̀͊̍ͥ͊ͧ̎̌͌̌͟͟͞͞|̷̛͔̜͈̲͂̃̊͗ͤ̕͟͞
      ̶̢̡̣̖̹̫͔̭̮̭̯͈̳̘͈̱̾͂̓̽̅͋̍̓ͧ̐̑̽ͮ̌ͥ̒͜͜;ͯ͆̊͋ͦ̃ͧͯ̎͐̉̄̋̚͏̡͔̖̞̬̫͙̗̰̩̬͉̖͙̝̹̭̥̤̻.̛̌̍̅̇̍ͥ̍͟͡͏̼͇̳͙̮̻̹,̸̩̜̘̙̯̥̹͉̰̦̺̏̂̔͒ͩ̾͌̎ͤ̆̀ͩ́ͦͬ͗͂͂̔͝͡:͈͚̘̯͉̗̘̥̹̟͓̭̹͎͈͕̑͛̇ͪͣ͂ͧ̕͘ͅ’̵̢̤̣͈͗̋̐͌͆͂̎̀͡ͅͅ*̼͔̭̗͔̬̫̫̪̮̺̘̳̬̲̥͛̉̈́ͪ̋̿̀ͩ̂̈́͘͡ͅ-̧̗̳̭̲̹̤̻ͮ̇̍ͬ̓͂̿̋̉̒̓́+̳̦͙̲̪̗̔͐ͥ͗͋ͫ̾̚͞͠͝=̷̎̍̊͋̾̊̈́͋ͣ͐̐ͦ͑͆͒̇̈̚҉̯̯͎̱̹͙̪͙͍͓̕͝]̡ͬͭͧͩ͑̅͂̿́ͨ̓̆ͩ̇͛͐̇ͣ̚͏̦̻̹̲͕̘̙̜̘̖͕̮͖͖͞[ͫ͂ͦ̀ͣ̄͑̉ͯ̒͛̉̎͏҉͘͏̥̤̟;̞̱͕̭̙̯͕̠͚͎̥̻̭͆̾ͣ̏ͪͤ̌̊͐ͪͥ́̒ͧ̎̑̚͞͡ͅͅ.̈̀̽̓̄̾ͦ͐̓ͯ͒̃̅̔̕҉̗̣̰̙̩̻̬̙̟̠́͢ͅ,̗̹̤̠͍̮̳̓̽̊̂̍́̈̿͝͝͞͡:̢̉ͦͭ͑͂͌̈́͒͋ͧͦ̇͌̔ͫͦ҉͏̻̺̲̭͙͖̦͢’̴̴̮̻͔̹͈͎̻̱̭͚̤͍̙̹̜̝̭͇ͧͨ̍̾ͩͦ̍̾̏̈͊͆͢]̡̙͓͙̩̱͚̺͚̦̱͙ͣͨ͒͗ͫͭ̂ͭ̃͆ͥ́͂̄̒̏̕͡[̶̸̗̱͔̙͉̜ͥ͛̄ͣ̆͗ͥ͂͘͞

      13 years ago at 8:54 pm
  1. Plan B is Plan A

    Justifying all your actions with “I’m white – I’ll get away with it.”

    13 years ago at 8:51 pm
    1. ImTTweakedTC

      Getting away with having dead prostitutes in the back of your car because of your expensive lawyer. RFM

      13 years ago at 10:43 pm
  2. State Street Steve

    Asshole finger blasting. It’s what the founding fathers would have wanted.

    13 years ago at 9:02 pm
  3. GrandDragon

    Tarring and feathering, then lynching the black pledge. It’s what the founding fathers would have wanted.

    13 years ago at 9:43 pm
  4. Shut Up Whore

    Justifying your rapes with “It was consensual and you can’t prove otherwise”.

    13 years ago at 9:54 pm
  5. MittsStillTits

    Justifying all actions with “im in a frat and you cant do it because youre black”

    13 years ago at 11:21 pm