Also if you use the “That awkward moment” esque bullshit I’m going to awesome you’re a queer. That awkward moment when Freetorape dong slapped my face because I used the phrase “that awkward moment”. Gay
Amen. The only people who are cornier than the person who submitted this are the people who acknowledge its legitimacy through various comments. Just know that there are millions of “gdi’s” out there who always use this same “I don’t remember her name” schtick to try and get laughs, too. So, as long as you all concede the fact that you’re on their level, then that’s fine, I guess.
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13 years ago at 12:32 pmThe “oh shit” moment when you jizz in your pledges ass and get aids. TFM.
13 years ago at 11:21 pmOf course i do, darlin… so whats for breakfast?
13 years ago at 12:35 pm^ this
13 years ago at 4:38 pm^ 60% of the time, it works every time.
13 years ago at 9:51 pmYou can’t fuck her name.
13 years ago at 12:50 pm^seriously bo?
13 years ago at 2:08 pm^The only slam this guys ever had was at Denny’s
13 years ago at 11:59 pmJust telling her you dont give a fuck what her name is because you refuse to play those shitty games with her.
13 years ago at 1:04 pm^ and this, as well
13 years ago at 4:38 pmAlso if you use the “That awkward moment” esque bullshit I’m going to awesome you’re a queer. That awkward moment when Freetorape dong slapped my face because I used the phrase “that awkward moment”. Gay
13 years ago at 1:08 pmYou think it’s awesome I’m a queer? Queer.
13 years ago at 2:57 pm^
13 years ago at 3:31 pmI usually go with the “save your number in my phone” move and just check her name that way
13 years ago at 1:18 pm^ Absolutely.
13 years ago at 1:35 pmI usually go with the “get ready this might hurt” and proceed to brand my cattle mark onto them so i can identify my slams.
13 years ago at 5:10 pm^
13 years ago at 11:21 pmThe message of this TFM is basically the Saw movies of the website, same shit slightly different words.
13 years ago at 1:32 pmAmen. The only people who are cornier than the person who submitted this are the people who acknowledge its legitimacy through various comments. Just know that there are millions of “gdi’s” out there who always use this same “I don’t remember her name” schtick to try and get laughs, too. So, as long as you all concede the fact that you’re on their level, then that’s fine, I guess.
13 years ago at 2:03 amDoes it really matter at this point? Its the morning, which means you already won.
13 years ago at 1:41 pmJust cuddling til you fall asleep. It’s a RFM.
13 years ago at 3:46 pm^Endorsement.
13 years ago at 6:06 pmYou queer, boy?
13 years ago at 1:45 pmKeep walking, kiddo. Leave this to the real men
13 years ago at 8:23 amReal original TFM. Must’ve stayed up all night looking for this gem.
13 years ago at 1:50 pm