It doesn’t. Trust me I used to have horrible constipation and had to kickstart my colon with enema’s every so often. You’re welcome for the inside scoop (get it?) TFM community.
I’d put a deflated water balloon over my finger so my cokenail doesn’t snag anything important during insertion. That’s the protocol girls, safety first.
Is your name a Mac Miller reference? Omg bro he’s so frat. Frat on.
13 years ago at 7:00 pm^something tell me that you’re the kind of guy who would stick his finger up his ass just to see if it felt good
13 years ago at 7:03 pm^ Does it? I’ve never tried it….
13 years ago at 7:18 pmIt doesn’t. Trust me I used to have horrible constipation and had to kickstart my colon with enema’s every so often. You’re welcome for the inside scoop (get it?) TFM community.
13 years ago at 8:34 pmI’d put a deflated water balloon over my finger so my cokenail doesn’t snag anything important during insertion. That’s the protocol girls, safety first.
13 years ago at 3:35 pmTotal pawn stars move?
13 years ago at 7:00 pmHaving friends with no standards means you have no standards.
13 years ago at 7:35 pm^This. Having friends with no standards. NF.
13 years ago at 8:15 pmTake it easy out there fellas. Don’t want ya to pull a hammy.
13 years ago at 11:29 pmBeing the friend with no standards. RFM.
13 years ago at 12:06 amHaving friends, not brothers. TGDIM
13 years ago at 10:42 amWhat are friends?
13 years ago at 8:20 pmOld old wooden ships from the civil war era
13 years ago at 8:57 pmYou have to be grateful for the brother who’ll take down the sorority DUFF so she doesn’t cockblock you.
13 years ago at 8:30 pm^When one of our brothers takes one for the team and goes back with the fat bitch he’s known as a Dragonslayer.
13 years ago at 9:48 pm^Cool.
13 years ago at 10:58 am^^ Are you fucking kidding me with that name?
13 years ago at 3:37 pmPawning. It’s a TFM.
13 years ago at 10:25 pmI was tryin to bang this freshman slut but then she just dry-humped my dick sore until she got off. Fuckin bitch
13 years ago at 11:34 pmTEMSEM
13 years ago at 4:49 amPawning off fat chicks to the doctor for some lipo-suction. TotalGentlemanMove
13 years ago at 8:47 amPawning. NF. Selling the right to the fat chick to a brother. TFM
13 years ago at 12:08 pm