South Carolina Student Describes Columbia Fire As “Not Frat At All”
A Columbia duplex caught fire near the University of South Carolina campus on Monday morning. Six students escaped unharmed. I’d like to introduce you to one of them. His name is Alex Maroshek. He’s a pre-med student from Hilton Head Island, SC, and he was really, really excited about this fire.
Sporting an article of clothing that is a staple of any gentleman’s attire, and also the most casual, young Maroshek recounts the life-threatening incident as if he just got off a thrilling ride at the amusement park. As chest hair sexily peeks through his bath robe, he answers the on-scene reporter’s questions with pure joy and unbridled enthusiasm. Then, in response to a professionally-worded question about Maroshek’s first encounter with the flames, he drops an all-too-familiar “NF” that makes this story an instant classic.
Reporter: “What the hell do you even think when you open your door and there’s just fire everywhere?”
Maroshek: “This is just not frat at all.”
Duplex fires. NF.
[H/T to about 5 different readers who sent us this story]
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Hey guys…guys…is this dude trying?
I think he’s trying.
Hard.
12 years ago at 3:11 pm^ Well that pretty much describes your comment
12 years ago at 3:20 pm^^ says Captain Try Hard himself.
12 years ago at 3:23 pmI feel like he said that with the intention of getting on here.
12 years ago at 3:14 pmWe should all be so lucky.
12 years ago at 3:17 pmThis guy. NF.
12 years ago at 3:18 pmPeople who use “NF” verbally outside of TFM comment sections, NF.
That’s just Bacon with his hair bleached
12 years ago at 3:18 pmWhat a fucking tool
12 years ago at 3:18 pmBetas NF
12 years ago at 3:31 pm^ Haha everybody shits on Beta at USC.
12 years ago at 4:11 pmBeta’s back porch*
12 years ago at 4:14 pmGo Beta!
12 years ago at 5:48 pm^ Wow
12 years ago at 5:55 pm^^^^I thought USC was in California?
12 years ago at 6:04 pmIf USC is in California and Carolina is in Chapel Hill, then who the hell keeps beating Clemson?!?!
12 years ago at 7:51 pmSouth Carolina
12 years ago at 10:03 pmI lived with this kid, hes a virgin and i know this because he told me. Thats why he acts like such a tool.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmNow we have to believe you right?
12 years ago at 5:49 pmFires are actually FaF.
12 years ago at 3:37 pm^
12 years ago at 4:48 pm^^
12 years ago at 6:41 amI want to know the guy in the picture’s secret. He has FaF written all over him.
12 years ago at 3:38 pm3 things wrong with this
12 years ago at 4:02 pm1. fires are FaF
2. a true brother leaves the house and interviews the news without the bathrobe and doesnt give a shit
3. nice hair alexander, just keep growing that mullet out
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150724149095306&set=t.684400231&type=3&theater spedos FAF
12 years ago at 4:11 pm^the same people?
12 years ago at 4:33 pmsame people. same house
12 years ago at 9:51 pmThe interview video
12 years ago at 4:24 pmwistv.com – Columbia, South Carolina |