Everything You Need to Know About the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
12 years ago

I subconsciously ranked these girls from worst-to-best. Well, it’s hard to say “worst,” because in my opinion these are the top five models working the runway. I’m just saying the last page is where shit hits a whole ‘nother level. Hope you enjoy.

Oh, and the show airs tonight at 9:00 CST on CBS. That’s everything you need to know.

Alessandra Ambrosio

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    2. Plan B is Plan A

      She gave great head though. Girls of the Jooish persuasion always do, for some reason.

      12 years ago at 12:18 pm
    3. better_than_you

      Terri Schavio had a stinky snatch, but honestly, i didnt complain at the time.

      12 years ago at 5:03 pm
    9. RJ Berger

      this post makes me wanna dance. “To the reich, to the reich, to the left, to the left!”

      12 years ago at 5:03 am
    1. right or wrong

      get the dead bodies at the mortuary next to the childrens’ hospital ready for me!!!

      12 years ago at 12:07 am
    3. NativeFloridaCracker

      ^^^ This. Anyone notice the side muff bone slip on photo 10 page one. Great muff curvature. I would pour syrup on that and eat pancakes off it.

      12 years ago at 10:37 pm
    4. yourfavgeed

      ^ the t stands for total, and the m stands for move. even i know that. you must be dumb.

      12 years ago at 11:11 am
    2. cleavage

      ^You sir deserve to have a fire poker stuck up your pee hole for stating such fallacies.

      12 years ago at 2:59 pm
  8. The Law Firm

    Doutzen Kroes,
    You make me want to be a better man.

    …but Candice Swanepoel,
    You make me want to pee in your butt.

    Decisions…

    12 years ago at 12:47 pm
    1. Will Ferrell

      ^ When I clicked on the front page link, I was expecting a drinking game. However, this will suffice

      12 years ago at 1:21 pm
    1. McCoy

      This girl looks like she wandered into a Holocaust camp and couldn’t find the exit sign. I can’t believe we have gotten to a point as a country to where this is a standard of beauty for women. You can’t even say you don’t find these ladies attractive with out catching shit from half the people around you. Oh and fuck staying in character. Source: Adderall.

      12 years ago at 1:09 am