The look on a pledge's face when he realizes you switched his water with Everclear. TFM.

  1. TappaKegga23

    Lol that happened to me. Worst thing ever. Thank god I’m not a pledge anymore.

    13 years ago at 5:01 pm
    1. Proud Devry Alum

      ^That came from the heart. Your stories really have a way to keep the reader enetertained but also make them hate you at the same time. Please, do tell more!

      13 years ago at 5:03 pm
    2. Bone Padre

      ^ Shut the fuck up, spring pledge. I’m pullin’ up a seat. Your story better make SEC_Greek’s look like AIDS.

      13 years ago at 5:13 pm
    3. Proud Devry Alum

      Not your bro, fuckinggeedthatbangsdudesinthebackalleybehindhismomanddadshouseinthewinterjustsohecankeepthehomelesswarmduringthewinterandhethrowspartysinthedormswithfreshmanboysanddoesntevengivethemthegoddamncommoncoutesyofareacharoundimnotsayingyourbetterthanyoujustdontstandupthereandactlikeyourbetterthanmetehehehehehe<3totesMcGotesyournotadorb!

      13 years ago at 5:16 pm
    4. ScottCHB

      Keep saying shit like this and the hazing isn’t gonna stop any time soon, bud.

      13 years ago at 7:23 pm
  2. Martin Van BeerRun

    Being the first President who was a born citizen in the United States. TFM.

    13 years ago at 6:40 pm
    1. Tommy_Jefferson

      ^Washington was that kid we used to make eat his own vomit when he threw up. He was such a fucking light weight

      13 years ago at 9:01 pm
    2. Martin Van BeerRun

      ivyrage, had my pen name and and comment differed, I would understood the suspected dissonance.

      13 years ago at 10:41 pm
  3. Im American

    That look on a pledge’s face when you’ve switched his water with your collected semen. RFM

    13 years ago at 6:55 pm
    1. WtF_

      ^^Because half the people that use it weren’t around when the column about that was written.

      13 years ago at 3:55 pm
    1. Martin Van BeerRun

      Not as contemptible as you might think. The booze was often cleaner than the water in my day. Pledges would experience marathon bouts of Montezuma’s revenge.

      13 years ago at 3:48 pm
  4. Dildo T Baggins

    The look on the pledges face when you replace his butt plug with your 10 inch monster cock. It’s a TFM.

    13 years ago at 3:44 pm