Johnny Football Is Now Johnny Heisman, Has A Johnny Girlfriend
12 years ago

After Johnny’s Halloween sleaze spree, I declared that he was on pace for the single greatest freshman semester in recorded history, and that was before he took home the Heisman trophy. Now he has that honor locked up. Surprisingly, though, it’s the other trophy he took home Saturday night that has the nation abuzz — the tall glass of water he left the ceremony arm-in-arm with that goes 5’10”, 130 lbs., and measures in at 32-24-36.

Her name is Sarah Savage. That’s right, Savage.

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    3. VandyLaw

      I’d bet she was one of the hottest girls at her white trash Texas high school. Someone even told her she could be a model — which is hilarious. Just from her pictures alone I can tell she’s an attention whoring vacant brain white trash yet thinks she’s hot shit

      12 years ago at 10:35 pm
    4. SuckMyDickButkus

      ^looks like you’re a little butthurt, guy. Johnny football banging the girl you stranglebated to in high school?

      12 years ago at 10:48 pm
    6. GeorgeHazingWBush

      a&m and college station/bryan is pretty white trash in general. She’s fine as hell, don’t get me wrong and john manziel won that trophy outright but he is one ugly sonuva bitch.

      12 years ago at 7:57 am
    2. Vandal

      Im just gonna beat my kid in the face with rocks. it seems that catastrophic dumb face is a must for the new breed of quarterbacks. i dont care if my kid is ugly, gonna have a cannon attatched to his shoulder and pull God’s greatest works of art.

      12 years ago at 7:45 pm
    3. the_alpha_Tau

      ^^^Butthurt. As well as a f.a.g. You would be more interested in him than her.

      12 years ago at 2:46 am
  8. Real Clayton Bigsby

    Nice looking woman. We’ll need plenty of these to re-populate the country after the imminent race war is through. We’ll need to start stockpiling immediately. I appreciate the continued support of all of those enlisted in the TFM Militia.

    12 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. Plan B is Plan A

      It’s good to see a nice white couple in sports. After seeing RG3’s girlfriend at the NFL draft last year I was starting to worry that all of the nation’s college girls were turning into coal burners.

      12 years ago at 2:15 pm
  9. FRATZILLA801

    do you think that he will follow Colin Kline’s lead and wait to kiss her until he marries her?

    12 years ago at 2:11 pm