Preemptively discussing terms of the morning sex the night before. TFM.

  1. Douglas MacArthur

    OMG, First!!!!!!! I’m fraternity. #croakies #sperries #brooksbrothers #mitt #w #peeinbutts #frathound #seersucker #powerpoint #cigars #whiskey #koozies #slams #dip #america #hatinggeeds #tahoe #decisionpoints #redsolocups #adderall #coke #teamfuckdorn #fratswoop #wagonwheel #givingzerofucks #powermoves #blackouts #mydadisfrat #mygrandpaisfrat #hazingpledges #guns #intermurals #tailgates #golf

    13 years ago at 1:46 pm
  2. SperrysAndFreedom

    Instead of saying first, I’d like to take a moment to appreciate the fact that we live in the greatest nation in the world.

    13 years ago at 1:48 pm
    1. Hickory Paddler

      No, they ate “dick pledges”. Now, if they were were pledges that were mean, or literal giant walking dicks, I haven’t the foggiest.

      13 years ago at 2:59 pm
    2. Real Clayton Bigsby

      Wrong, all of you, he is encouraging prospective members to pledge the fraternity referred to as Eat A Dick or Epsilon Alpha Delta.

      13 years ago at 9:16 am
  3. Dildo T Baggins

    I enjoy sliding one to two fingers into her chocolate starfish while delivering my meat hammer from behind.

    13 years ago at 4:00 pm