If anyone uses the word “swag”, I want you to take a few seconds out of your day to do the following
1.) google swag
2.)look at the google images that pop up, look at the people in those pictures, think about what swag represents
3.) look up the word and it’s origins
4.)take a look in the mirror and smash you head against it
5.)take the broken mirror shards and slowly cut yourself for using the word
6.) cauterize the wounds with a blow torch so you don’t bleed out
7.)once you have done this sit down with a glass of scotch and think how absolutely moronic the word sounds and pledge to never use the word again
8.) think again… long and hard and ask has anyone “worth looking up to”, self respecting successful person , ever used the word..and when you come to the conclusion no.. profes to others that this word is foolish and only to used by boyish hoodlum idolizing tweens in the ghetto.
I only have one friend who chews, and he swears by it over dipping because he says chew has more flavor and isn’t as rough on the gums. My gums need a break but I don’t like smoking. I usually dip Cope or Grizz straight long cut.
A lot of people like the flavor of chew, but I don’t… I tried to get into it but never did. Plus, it doesn’t buzz you like dip does… the two are completely different. I feel like chew is becoming a social thing kinda like cigars. Cope longcut anything is the way to go
^ “Hypolimnion” is the longest right-handed word and it’s shorter than “stewardesses” so even though I wasn’t hand-specific, I was still right so BACK OFF!
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13 years ago at 8:18 pmSponsored by: #Fraternities #Frat #MakersMark #BrooksBrothers #Swag
13 years ago at 8:20 pmSwag? Definitely NF. More like Black
13 years ago at 8:35 pm#HashSwag #FaF
13 years ago at 8:59 pm^
13 years ago at 9:55 pm^^
13 years ago at 10:10 pmIf anyone uses the word “swag”, I want you to take a few seconds out of your day to do the following
13 years ago at 12:03 am1.) google swag
2.)look at the google images that pop up, look at the people in those pictures, think about what swag represents
3.) look up the word and it’s origins
4.)take a look in the mirror and smash you head against it
5.)take the broken mirror shards and slowly cut yourself for using the word
6.) cauterize the wounds with a blow torch so you don’t bleed out
7.)once you have done this sit down with a glass of scotch and think how absolutely moronic the word sounds and pledge to never use the word again
8.) think again… long and hard and ask has anyone “worth looking up to”, self respecting successful person , ever used the word..and when you come to the conclusion no.. profes to others that this word is foolish and only to used by boyish hoodlum idolizing tweens in the ghetto.
^ what a waste of a focalin.
13 years ago at 12:04 amA shot in the dark here… but I think he was joking around.
13 years ago at 12:07 am^^^ I ar with more swag than you. #swag
13 years ago at 12:10 am^^I know that now. But i felt he need to post this in case any rookie phucktards still use the word on this site
13 years ago at 12:12 amright or wrong, this song is about you…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nWSr8nrxeE
13 years ago at 11:23 am^hahaha funny ass video gay but funny
13 years ago at 2:48 pmThey’re called flight attendants.
13 years ago at 8:27 pmI thought they were just hookers?
13 years ago at 8:31 pmYou must be a stewardess.
13 years ago at 8:31 pm^
13 years ago at 9:10 pmWhen they’re dead, they’re all hookers.
13 years ago at 9:11 pmHahah this^
13 years ago at 9:59 pm*sky hookers
13 years ago at 12:21 amYour name sucks
13 years ago at 8:34 pm^ Your damn right
13 years ago at 9:46 am^ your name sucks
13 years ago at 9:51 am^^you’re*
13 years ago at 11:16 amI’m going to try chewing instead of dipping over break to see if I like it. What brands do you recommend?
13 years ago at 8:36 pmBeechnut. Chewed that almost all year but I usually smoke cigs; Marlboro Lights. Dip: Grizzly Straight Long Cut.
13 years ago at 8:38 pmI only have one friend who chews, and he swears by it over dipping because he says chew has more flavor and isn’t as rough on the gums. My gums need a break but I don’t like smoking. I usually dip Cope or Grizz straight long cut.
13 years ago at 8:50 pmYeah after I tried chew I’ve preferred it ever since.
13 years ago at 9:02 pmA lot of people like the flavor of chew, but I don’t… I tried to get into it but never did. Plus, it doesn’t buzz you like dip does… the two are completely different. I feel like chew is becoming a social thing kinda like cigars. Cope longcut anything is the way to go
13 years ago at 9:58 pmLevi. your name sucks
13 years ago at 11:07 pm^your name sucks
13 years ago at 9:53 am^^ I wood not likes your name.
13 years ago at 9:54 amRedman Golden Blend
13 years ago at 11:17 amStop stealing other people’s stories you Phi Psi fuck. And please stay in your shitty rust belt state. Fuck Ohio
13 years ago at 9:04 pm^Does this guy know something we don’t? Elaborate, sir.
13 years ago at 11:19 pmNot holding your liquor. NF
13 years ago at 9:32 pmI was just being rowdy, which apparently isn’t allowed anymore. Everyone has been so sensitive after 9/11.
13 years ago at 7:38 pmYou fly commercial?!? There, i got it out of the way. Carry on.
13 years ago at 10:12 pmI was waiting for it
13 years ago at 11:18 amDID YOU KNOW: The word, “Stewardesses” is the longest word in the English language that you can type with one hand when typing properly.
13 years ago at 11:18 pmThank God I know this now. Good work.
13 years ago at 11:53 pmWith your left hand* nice try.
13 years ago at 2:28 am^ “Hypolimnion” is the longest right-handed word and it’s shorter than “stewardesses” so even though I wasn’t hand-specific, I was still right so BACK OFF!
13 years ago at 2:49 pmBeing informed byt hre stewrdess that youre yuhe first thing to fly in odaho other than birds
13 years ago at 11:57 pmyou should stop. That was painful
13 years ago at 2:52 amAh man
13 years ago at 8:12 amI ar with happies pants now. #Cialis
13 years ago at 12:12 amGO AWAY! BRING BACK DOOD! #TEAMDOOD
13 years ago at 6:46 am^
13 years ago at 9:47 amI ar with mostest swag.
13 years ago at 9:53 amDOOD wood not slept with you
13 years ago at 11:18 am