Getting blackout drunk and punching holes in the drywall to the melody of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” after your last final. TFM.

    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      While I mean that statement 99% figuratively, I did have sex with a dark female one time. It was kind of against her will, but the chloroform kept any possible issues from popping up. Regardless, due to the massive beauty of my genitals, she got wet as shit anyways and I proceeded to go to pound town for about 7 hours until I decided to stick it in her anus. After it got nice and loosened up, I stepped outside to smoke a cig, hoping to get my digestive system going so I’d have to shit. Upon walking back inside, I hollowed out one of her dildos and cut the head off of it, allowing a perfect transfer module for shit. I’m sure you all see where this is going now, but in the end I was able to successfully take a shit in a black woman’s pooper. If that’s not a TFM than what is

      13 years ago at 11:44 pm