Tying up the intestines of a recently gutted hooker. TFM.
Using the tied intestines to strangle another hooker. It’s a TFM.
Only having anal sex with the hookers before you kill them because it’s important to maintain your vaginal virginity until marriage. RFM.
Maybe he’s implying that he frats so hard that before the day even ends he needs to retie his shoes because his absurd level of frattiness untied them. That’s what I got out of it anyway. I also got that he probably likes insert all kinds of objects and small rodents into his anal cavity for his own gay pleasure.
False
13 years ago at 7:34 pmFirst*
13 years ago at 7:39 pmSperries are for lower tier fraternities. Fuck all of you
13 years ago at 7:43 pm^
13 years ago at 8:25 pmVelcro Sperrys. It should be made so i can buy them. then it’s a TFM
13 years ago at 7:40 pmTying up the intestines of a recently gutted hooker. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:37 pmUsing the tied intestines to strangle another hooker. It’s a TFM.
Only having anal sex with the hookers before you kill them because it’s important to maintain your vaginal virginity until marriage. RFM.
Peeing in the dead hookers butt and then using the butt pee as lube for your anal assault because a dry asshole is a painful asshole.
13 years ago at 10:31 pmThat never happens to my light-up velcro Sketchers.
13 years ago at 7:50 pm^
13 years ago at 8:35 pm^^ Light-up velcro Sketchers. FaF.
13 years ago at 8:40 pm*Skechers. Take laps.
13 years ago at 10:08 pmGladly, in my light-up Velcro Skechers.
13 years ago at 10:24 pm^
13 years ago at 10:35 pm^ zing
13 years ago at 11:04 pmI’ll run laps all day in my light-up velcro *Skechers.
13 years ago at 11:22 amSebago Docksides will replace Sperry Top-siders by this time next year.
13 years ago at 7:59 pmI hope not… because those look dumb as fuck.
13 years ago at 8:25 pmHEY! If Nitro Hazelton says it, then I’ll be damned if it won’t be true!
13 years ago at 8:51 pm^^^ you must have seen one up close lately
13 years ago at 3:20 pmmust not have*
13 years ago at 3:26 pmI was right about Maui Jims, and I’m right about this.
13 years ago at 5:13 pmNF
13 years ago at 8:24 pmPut a little super glue in the knot.
13 years ago at 8:46 pmYou are just a fail
13 years ago at 9:00 pmLearn how to tie a damn knot.
13 years ago at 9:04 pmAfricans are lesser than whites.
13 years ago at 9:16 pmWhite supremacy, the original RFM.
13 years ago at 10:32 pmAlso while were on the topic, The women’s suffrage movement was NF as well.
13 years ago at 10:34 pmWomen are objects
13 years ago at 10:46 pmWoman are moving dick receptacles.
13 years ago at 10:49 pmWomen’s suffrage created organized crime in this country
13 years ago at 11:33 pm^I’m partial to “cocksleeves.”
13 years ago at 11:35 pm*^^
13 years ago at 11:35 pmKappa Kappa Kappa. RFM.
13 years ago at 12:11 am^ The tree in their front yard is nicely decorated… if ya know what I mean.
13 years ago at 12:15 amAlabama wind-chime.
13 years ago at 12:38 amBl.ack = 3/5ths of a person
Women = Not people
Bl.ack woman = (3/5) / 0
Cannot divide by zero
Math paradox.
13 years ago at 5:32 amMODERATION, the only moderation I need is a moderation of the 3/5ths population. RACE WAR.
13 years ago at 7:44 amKappa Kappa Kappa is an actual fraternity at Dartmouth. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_Kappa_Kappa
13 years ago at 9:30 amJust remember, it’s not racism if it’s true.
13 years ago at 12:11 pmThis.^
13 years ago at 12:34 pm^^ Those.
13 years ago at 9:33 pmI mean… how is this fratty again?
13 years ago at 9:19 pmMaybe he’s implying that he frats so hard that before the day even ends he needs to retie his shoes because his absurd level of frattiness untied them. That’s what I got out of it anyway. I also got that he probably likes insert all kinds of objects and small rodents into his anal cavity for his own gay pleasure.
13 years ago at 10:44 pm^ I only got the second part. I highly doubt that the first part is true.
13 years ago at 11:34 pm^^TotalAnusRatMove
13 years ago at 11:36 pmNothing wrong with sperrys, but if you don’t wear boots regularly that go fuck yourself.
13 years ago at 9:22 pm*than, fuck
13 years ago at 9:23 pm*Then. Take many laps.
13 years ago at 10:09 pm^ Shut the fuck up
13 years ago at 10:38 pmHaving boots that fuck yourself. FaF
13 years ago at 11:36 pm