The Christmas gift Dad gives you with the instruction not to open "until Mom's not around." TFM. Too Frat To Fail13 years ago
ScottCHB Hell yeah man. I was a white water guide in Northern California, No Cal. Here’s the thing, I can read a map, better than you can read a book. 13 years ago at 9:30 am
PenisMcCumcumber Your dad made a video for you of him and his mistress. He then told you not to watch it in front of mom. 13 years ago at 10:05 pm
right or wrong so who’s the father? i guess we’ll just have to jerry springer this one 13 years ago at 5:17 pm
Alphonse Stilldrunk ^ It’s a joke guys!! He’s talking about Thad Castle!! #LAWLZ 13 years ago at 12:06 am
itsDallin Watching the video your dad made you when your mom is around. TFM. 13 years ago at 12:01 am
Humancentipledge It’s probably the fetus you aborted and didn’t tell mom about. 13 years ago at 12:19 am
Sure Why Not I got one of those presents too! Can’t believe my dad actually got me the new black ops!!! 13 years ago at 10:35 am
fuck ohio
13 years ago at 9:31 pm^
13 years ago at 9:33 pmfuck California
13 years ago at 10:02 pmCalifornia ain’t that bad man 🙁
13 years ago at 1:13 amHell yeah man. I was a white water guide in Northern California, No Cal. Here’s the thing, I can read a map, better than you can read a book.
13 years ago at 9:30 amYour dad made a video for you of him and his mistress. He then told you not to watch it in front of mom.
13 years ago at 10:05 pmson shut the fuck up.
13 years ago at 10:09 pmson shut the fuck up.
13 years ago at 9:12 amSon shut the fuck up
13 years ago at 5:15 pmso who’s the father? i guess we’ll just have to jerry springer this one
13 years ago at 5:17 pmSurprise it’s a dildo. Your dad is going to rape you.
13 years ago at 10:18 pmIt’s not rape if the son enjoys it.
13 years ago at 11:23 pmI like to think of rape as more of a stocking stuffer.
13 years ago at 12:12 pm^
13 years ago at 1:13 pmA pocket pussy? Is your last name Castle?
13 years ago at 11:33 pmOxana!!!
13 years ago at 12:03 am^ It’s a joke guys!! He’s talking about Thad Castle!! #LAWLZ
13 years ago at 12:06 amElma, NO! Dirty!
13 years ago at 8:39 am^eeeellllllooo!!!!!
13 years ago at 11:45 amWatching the video your dad made you when your mom is around. TFM.
13 years ago at 12:01 amIt’s probably the fetus you aborted and didn’t tell mom about.
13 years ago at 12:19 amEasy there, try any harder and we’ll have to call you Rudy.
13 years ago at 1:02 am^YMBNH
13 years ago at 10:48 amFuck Ohio
13 years ago at 1:11 am#teambacon
13 years ago at 1:20 am#teamporkloins
13 years ago at 9:13 amI got one of those presents too! Can’t believe my dad actually got me the new black ops!!!
13 years ago at 10:35 amIt’s my dick in a box
13 years ago at 10:58 amThis ^
13 years ago at 1:30 pm