Remembering that your keys aren't lost, they're just with the valet. TFM.

  1. FuckLiberals69

    Remembering that your sister isn’t lost, she’s at the balat. TgaybrotherM

    12 years ago at 7:59 pm
  2. Lil B

    I LIL B HAVE A CAR THAT IS ALSO WITH A VALET BUT REMEMBER TO TIP THE VALET WHEN HE PARKS YOUR CAR SO HE DOESNT STEAL YOUR OWNERS MANUAL – Lil B

    12 years ago at 8:08 pm
    1. High Country Fratter

      Tipping valets to ignore the weed, cocaine and dead hooker smell in the vehicle. RFM

      12 years ago at 5:18 pm
    2. right or wrong

      ^ cocaine doesn’t smell up cars dip shit. And do you bleach for DNA and fingerprints after you kill hookers?in my experience no one can tell if you use copious amounts of bleach and glade air freshener.

      12 years ago at 6:29 pm
  3. itsDallin

    Remembering that your keys aren’t lost, they’re in your pocket next to your “vallet.” TSwedishM.

    12 years ago at 8:19 pm
    1. OurHero

      you know I used to hate you, but that was pretty good dallin. Keep on keeping on!!!!

      12 years ago at 5:33 pm
    2. itsDallin

      ^The exclamation mark leaves me skeptical about the genuineness of this remark, but I’ll take it. I also wasn’t aware of my accumulation of haters. Sweet.

      12 years ago at 9:42 pm
  4. State Street Steve

    Remembering your keys are missing, they were actually in your hand the whole time. TBlondeGirlM

    12 years ago at 8:27 pm
    1. right or wrong

      A lot of posts lately arnt even frat moves, they’re just second nature things we all do. anyone who notices these minute upperclass lifestyle details enough to post them an call they “fratty” is probably new money try hard.

      12 years ago at 6:36 pm
  5. SigmaFratty

    I can’t figure out who is trying harder with this one, the poster or the intern. Blackball the intern.

    12 years ago at 11:29 pm