Waking up with little memory of, but still feeling completely satisfied with, the night before. TFM.

    1. nintenbro64_

      YO BRO YOU FINNA TALK SHYTE ON JERSAY?!?! IMMA SMASH YO FACE IN WITH ALL MY SWAG

      12 years ago at 1:49 am
    2. nintenbro64_

      ^^,^^^ Way to use the most over used lines in the God damn quote book you fucking tards. I hope Fratdusky pisses in your asses.

      12 years ago at 1:51 am
    3. nintenbro64_

      WHAT THE FUCK INTERN, IS FA..GGOT A BAD WORD NOW? AWAITING MODERATION? I WILL RAPE YOUR FAMILY AND WEAR THEIR SKIN LIKE A MASK AND GO TO THE MOVIES AND SHOOT A PRESCHOOL UP, AND YOU’LL GET BLAMED FOR IT BECAUSE I’M WEARING YOUR SKIN.

      12 years ago at 1:54 am
    4. nintenbro64_

      ^^As long as dem der chillins are black, i’ll walk me self up dere and help y’all kill em.

      12 years ago at 1:56 am
    5. nintenbro64_

      LIL B SAYS BE BASED IN EVERYTHING YOU DO BUT DON’T JUDGE BASED ON COLOR (SEE WHAT I DID THERE I USED BASED IN MY SENTENCE) EVERYONE JUST REMEMBER TO BE BASED AND KEEP ON LIVIN THE GOOD LIFE
      -LIL B

      12 years ago at 1:57 am
    6. nintenbro64_

      ^^Racism isn’t FaF. We should all love each other no matter what and come together in times of crisis. Also, waaaay too soon on the preschool shootings man, come on!

      12 years ago at 1:58 am
    7. nintenbro64_

      Why don’t you just go thump your Bible somewhere else Preacher Dickface. No one wants to hear that shit and if you get pissy, don’t come to this site.

      12 years ago at 1:59 am
    8. nintenbro64_

      ^,^^,^^^,^^^^,^^^^^,^^^^^^,^^^^^^^,^^^^^^^^ All of these are the reasons this site is going to shit. I’m going to say I quit and then comment on another post tomorrow because I’m a stupid attention seeking piece of shit.

      12 years ago at 2:00 am
    9. nintenbro64_

      All these new trolls just make me miss the old trolls. Bring back 2ironking and Fradusky and Sasha and did someone rape Sasha’s little brother Ian? He kinda disappeared.

      12 years ago at 2:01 am
    10. nintenbro64_

      To hard what? TOO HAS TWO “O”S DUMBASS. Why don’t you just go choke on a gay black man’s used dildo and then gouge out your eyes with a wine opener while running train on Dorn with Bacon and making JParks eat all of our feces afterwards.

      12 years ago at 2:04 am
    11. nintenbro64_

      ^^#TeamBacon
      #DornSucksDonkeyTesticles
      #ThatMeansLiberalBalls
      #AtLeastHeGaveHimAReachAround
      #CommonCourtesy

      12 years ago at 2:06 am
    12. nintenbro64_

      WHERE THE FUCK IS FAIL FRIDAY INTERN. IT’S LIKE SUNDAY. FUCKING SLACKING YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I THOUGHT I LIKED YOU MORE THAN JPARKS, BUT NOT ANYMORE.

      12 years ago at 2:07 am
    13. nintenbro64_

      ^At least they’re both better than Captain Stupid Fucking Pointless Lists. Hear that SFPL, I will literally castrate you with a rusty spoon if you don’t quit with lists that I could have made in 3rd grade.

      12 years ago at 2:09 am
    14. nintenbro64_

      Bacon where is the next Frat Romance? I haven’t jerked off in weeks, and my balls are starting to look like giant blue cantelopes. I need to relieve this pressure on someone’s face. I was going to do it on my own face, but if you don’t hurry up i’m just gonna have to bust it all over Dorn.

      12 years ago at 2:12 am
    15. nintenbro64_

      ^Holy shit that would be funny as hell. Bacon make sure you get a video of that.

      12 years ago at 2:13 am
    16. nintenbro64_

      ^I fucking hate these trolls. It all starts off the same. They’re annoying as fuck and then there’s like two people that like them, and then everyone starts to like them, and it just makes the site that much more god damn annoying.

      12 years ago at 2:14 am
    17. nintenbro64_

      ^Hey I like this guy^^. I think he’s funny as hell, so why don’t you just shove it out your ass you whiny bitch.

      12 years ago at 2:15 am
      1. nintenbro64_

        Stupid piece of shit app! INTERN fix this bullshit app before I seductively act like I’m going to blow you and then bite your head off.

        12 years ago at 2:41 am
      2. nintenbro64_

        Hi friendz! I luv u all so muuuuch. Just thought id drop in and say haii. Okay byeee. #SashaTeam

        12 years ago at 2:46 am
  1. Lil B

    IS “LIL B” EVEN HUMAN? WOW THAT IS VERY THOUHT PROVOKING! LIL B! IS HE EVEN REAL HAS ANYONE EVEN SEEN HIM – Lil B

    12 years ago at 8:29 pm
  2. Plan B is Plan A

    Waking up with no memory of murdering a hooker, but still calling your lawyer just in case.

    12 years ago at 8:34 pm
    1. Nazi Bacon

      Hookers are the kind of people who should be driven out of their homes and be sent to camps along with the gypsies.

      12 years ago at 12:03 am
  3. fratagoniaenthusiast

    I have a feeling nintenbro64 is the gayest thing to ever happen to TFM.

    12 years ago at 2:48 am
    1. MERICA FUCK YEAH

      No, I have a feeling you are. Now go change your name, you little try-hard fa.ggot.

      12 years ago at 3:00 am
    2. fratagoniaenthusiast

      ^^ I HOPE EVERYONE THINKS I’M SUPER COOL WITH MY NAME IN ALL CAPS LIKE I’M YELLING OR LIL B OR SOMETHING FUCK YEAH MERICA I LOVE BEING AN INCOMPETENT VIRUS TO SOCIETY

      12 years ago at 4:40 am
    3. sigmabuffalo

      No Jon Fratsman or any of the TFM staff butt-buddies on here have to be the gayest by far. It’s one thing to get paid to do this site, but its another to act like you’re cool because you have a reputation on totalfratmove.com

      12 years ago at 1:42 pm
    4. sigmabuffalo

      ^ definitely one of the losers I was referring to. Yeah… I’ve never even set foot on a MAC campus and I definitely don’t troll TFM to the point where anyone would recognize my name. You should probably get some fresh air dude

      12 years ago at 4:39 pm
    5. MERICA FUCK YEAH

      YEAH DUDE CLOTHES ARE REALLY FRAT ESPECIALLY WHEN YOURE AN ENTHUSIAST ABOUT THEM.
      Just shut the fuck up. Nobody cares about you or your stupid fucking name. Now go kill yourself.

      12 years ago at 6:29 pm
  4. coke_and_cohibas

    I understand that this is said often, but this site has gone to complete shit. If you were not around during the days of Cupid, Sterling, FreeToFrat or any other if the great fraternity gentlemen who made this website great, I have but one thing to say to you; Chug bleach f@ggots.

    12 years ago at 9:14 am
    1. ImNateHlggers

      You know Freeto is still around from time to time, right? He’s FreetoRAPE_ now.

      12 years ago at 12:12 pm
    2. ImTTweakedTC

      I was on TFM in those days I just havent made an account until recent. You just sound like a hipster douche right now though.

      12 years ago at 12:14 pm