Saying "Hold that thought" when a slam tries to talk during sex. TFM.

    1. fratagoniaenthusiast

      Saying “Hold that thought” when a slam tries to talk during sex. TFM.

      12 years ago at 11:13 am
    2. Makers__Mark

      Saying “just a minute” when your slam tries to have sex with you while you’re talking. RFM.

      12 years ago at 1:09 pm
    3. Elmer Fudd

      Saying “how about a blow job this time” when a slam wants to have sex while you’re playing Call of Duty. TFM

      12 years ago at 3:11 am
    1. Plan B is Plan A

      Cutting her tongue off will seriously impact her BJ-giving abilities. Cut her vocal cords instead – she doesn’t need those.

      12 years ago at 3:23 pm
    2. ImNateHlggers

      ^I cut her tongue off after I get a BJ so I don’t have to worry about that.

      12 years ago at 8:52 pm
  1. SassySquirrelyPearly

    Fucking her so well that she couldn’t talk if she wanted to. RFM.

    Take notes gentlemen.

    12 years ago at 12:22 am