Sometimes we let out cats outside and they just sit in our front yard. One of the cats hasn’t came back for a few days, it’s ok though because he doesn’t have any tags so if someone sees it pooping in there yard they can’t trace it back to us. We used to have a bunch of big dogs, until they escaped one day and bit our neighbor. She became an even more confirmed cat lady after that. Pet ownership is a double edged sword; on one end you get constant and relatively cheap/ low maintenance companionship, barring you don’t own an ocelot, tiger or an orangutan, which I imagine would demand a high level of upkeep. And on the other end you are liable for any damage they may cause to property or small urban children, in which case you would probably end up facing some civil lawsuits. I am sometimes curious why they refer to them as lawsuits. Being a lawyer is probably the only profession where your job deals with the same thing you wear for said job.
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12 years ago at 3:21 pmYou seem like the kind of guy who sits on frozen things for pleasure. Just stop
12 years ago at 5:39 pmYour mom sits on frozen things for pleasure.
12 years ago at 7:24 pmBURN OOOOHHH^
12 years ago at 8:31 pm^
12 years ago at 12:04 amWhat is the official fraternity ruling on jeans? Jeans with Sperrys?
12 years ago at 3:23 pmi golf with the chief fraternity justice and he said its ok.
12 years ago at 3:54 pmSeems legit. Thank you, sir.
12 years ago at 4:20 pmAre you really making sure people won’t think of you as a geed if you wear jeans? Come on bud.
12 years ago at 6:32 pmJeans and sperrys NF and gay. Jeans and boots FaF
12 years ago at 7:15 pmThey’re jeans. It’s stupid questions like these that makes me want to exterminate you and 6 million other people.
12 years ago at 7:24 pm^Can I help you, sir?
12 years ago at 9:10 pm^^ it’s only funny if you look at his name, than the comment
12 years ago at 10:01 pmWranglers and Lucheses seems to be the only answer here.
12 years ago at 6:48 amMy 7 and 7s turning into just 7s as the night progresses. TFM.
12 years ago at 3:36 pmSevens turning into tens as the night progresses. TFTC.
12 years ago at 3:42 pmPics or it didn’t happen.
12 years ago at 4:14 pm7 up NF
12 years ago at 4:54 pmSprite TFM
Yea but then the drink has a shitty name…
12 years ago at 4:57 pmAsking an orphan if you can borrow some sweats. TNachoM.
12 years ago at 5:14 pmSlowing transitioning to just 7UP. RFM.
12 years ago at 6:25 pm^
12 years ago at 6:29 pm7 and 7’s are alright but my personal favorite is a Roy Rogers, except instead of Coke I use Sprite.
12 years ago at 6:35 pmSometimes we let out cats outside and they just sit in our front yard. One of the cats hasn’t came back for a few days, it’s ok though because he doesn’t have any tags so if someone sees it pooping in there yard they can’t trace it back to us. We used to have a bunch of big dogs, until they escaped one day and bit our neighbor. She became an even more confirmed cat lady after that. Pet ownership is a double edged sword; on one end you get constant and relatively cheap/ low maintenance companionship, barring you don’t own an ocelot, tiger or an orangutan, which I imagine would demand a high level of upkeep. And on the other end you are liable for any damage they may cause to property or small urban children, in which case you would probably end up facing some civil lawsuits. I am sometimes curious why they refer to them as lawsuits. Being a lawyer is probably the only profession where your job deals with the same thing you wear for said job.
12 years ago at 6:42 pmSure why not
12 years ago at 6:58 pm^^ RFM.
12 years ago at 7:30 pmScratching your paws on the carpet after you leave your litter box. TCatM.
12 years ago at 7:30 pmSleeping upside down in moist, dark caves. TbatM.
12 years ago at 7:58 pmCausing itchy bug-bites without being seen. TGnatMove
12 years ago at 8:17 pmHaving a tail and looking like a messed up mouse. TratM
12 years ago at 8:21 pmGetting depressed you can’t get a slam and hurling yourself off of a building. TSplatM.
12 years ago at 9:37 pmBeing a number that 68% of the time is made up. TStatM.
12 years ago at 9:55 pmYour mom beating you because you can’t quite get your routine down. TTapM
12 years ago at 10:00 pmRemaining the same in elevation. TflatM
12 years ago at 10:28 pmHelping bald people hide the baldness. ThatM.
12 years ago at 11:08 pmBeing a Pike. TTatM.
12 years ago at 11:19 pmGetting walked on right outside of doors. TmatM
12 years ago at 11:47 pmTwo girls one cup. TscatM
12 years ago at 7:09 amBeing the past tense of shit. TshatM
12 years ago at 7:15 amBeing physically unable to get out of bed due to girth TFatM
12 years ago at 8:33 amAll of these
12 years ago at 9:33 amsomeone taking shat already TDratMove
12 years ago at 1:40 pmHaving a smooth, non-glossy finish. TMatteM
12 years ago at 1:46 pmBeing there.
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Being big Tom Callahan’s long lost son. TPatM.
12 years ago at 3:35 pmBeing the past tense of sit. TsatM.
12 years ago at 5:15 pmHaving conversation on the Internet. TchatM
12 years ago at 5:18 pmBeing an asshole in the UK. TPratM
12 years ago at 11:04 am