My 7 and 7s turning into just 7s as the night progresses. TFM.

    1. Whisky Dick

      You seem like the kind of guy who sits on frozen things for pleasure. Just stop

      12 years ago at 5:39 pm
    1. ScottCHB

      Are you really making sure people won’t think of you as a geed if you wear jeans? Come on bud.

      12 years ago at 6:32 pm
    2. Nazi Bacon

      They’re jeans. It’s stupid questions like these that makes me want to exterminate you and 6 million other people.

      12 years ago at 7:24 pm
  1. ScottCHB

    7 and 7’s are alright but my personal favorite is a Roy Rogers, except instead of Coke I use Sprite.

    12 years ago at 6:35 pm
  2. Sure Why Not

    Sometimes we let out cats outside and they just sit in our front yard. One of the cats hasn’t came back for a few days, it’s ok though because he doesn’t have any tags so if someone sees it pooping in there yard they can’t trace it back to us. We used to have a bunch of big dogs, until they escaped one day and bit our neighbor. She became an even more confirmed cat lady after that. Pet ownership is a double edged sword; on one end you get constant and relatively cheap/ low maintenance companionship, barring you don’t own an ocelot, tiger or an orangutan, which I imagine would demand a high level of upkeep. And on the other end you are liable for any damage they may cause to property or small urban children, in which case you would probably end up facing some civil lawsuits. I am sometimes curious why they refer to them as lawsuits. Being a lawyer is probably the only profession where your job deals with the same thing you wear for said job.

    12 years ago at 6:42 pm
    1. Proud Devry Alum

      Scratching your paws on the carpet after you leave your litter box. TCatM.

      12 years ago at 7:30 pm
    2. Ron Washington

      Getting depressed you can’t get a slam and hurling yourself off of a building. TSplatM.

      12 years ago at 9:37 pm