Trying to explain to a brother that just because he finished in first place on Rainbow Road doesn't mean he's sober enough to drive. TFM.

  1. itsDallin

    Rendering said brother unconscious, tossing him in the trunk and driving him home so he doesn’t attempt to drive while intoxicated. RFM.

    12 years ago at 3:20 pm
  2. TFM Repeater

    Trying to explain to a brother that just because he finished first place on Rainbow Road, it doesn’t mean he’s sober enough to drive. TFM.

    12 years ago at 3:35 pm
  3. Plan B is Plan A

    “Gary and I had been drinking pretty heavily and we were driving down this dark road, and I hit a kid. So we got out, and sure enough he was dead. So we just took off. Pretty fast. And two hours later I wrote ‘Sweet Caroline'”.

    12 years ago at 3:45 pm
    1. LEGENwaitforitDARY

      “This next song is all about my love of hardcore, barely legal pornography. Gary knows what I’m talking about.”

      12 years ago at 9:15 pm