Ok I have a question for everyone: you’re standing in bar having a few drinks with your friends and the hottest girl that you can possibly imagine walks in. Everyone stops what they’re doing to look at this unimaginably sexy woman, that’s how hot she is. She walks right up to you and asks you to buy her a drink, you do and you proceed to hit it off with this goddess. You leave the bar with her and you’re all over each other on the ride home. When you get back to your place she strips you down to your boxers and wants to put your weiner in her mouth. Just as she is about to, she says,”I have to show you something.” She stands up and shows you a very small dick with no balls but states that she doesn’t want you to touch it at all. Keeping in mind her indescribable hotness and the fact that every guy already saw you leave with her, do you let her blow you?
Well what I would do is go onto TFM and type out my situation in hypothetical form, but I am sure that is just me. Then proceed to kill it, have it stuffed and mounted.
I FUCKED YOUR MOM
12 years ago at 7:58 pmFucking his mom is like running laps
12 years ago at 8:06 pmI’ve had sex with a lot of women and maybe a few dudes but that doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings for her.
12 years ago at 8:32 pmI just had sex with a watermelon. What does that mean?
12 years ago at 10:54 pm^It means your a horrible troll and you should just give up now, while your at it go ahead take a swig of bleach
12 years ago at 11:01 pmi stuck my dick in microwaved beef roast once does that count?
12 years ago at 11:09 pmi had to make due without a poket pussy:)
Dorn needs to do some damage control. This is getting out of hand.
12 years ago at 11:20 pmMost of you are annoying as fuck. Fuck you stupid trolls.
12 years ago at 11:55 amFirst
12 years ago at 7:58 pmLaps taken.
12 years ago at 7:58 pmI really doubt they are. are they?
12 years ago at 8:35 pmhope you’re still running.
12 years ago at 8:49 pmI ran to the liquor store and back.
12 years ago at 9:24 pm^ Carry on, then.
12 years ago at 11:41 pm“Napalm smells good in the morning!”-Lt. Col. Killgore in Apocalypse Now
12 years ago at 8:42 pmLol what even is this?
12 years ago at 10:00 pmlol? Get the fuck out of her, Chief
12 years ago at 11:23 pm“lol”
12 years ago at 11:42 pmTHE BASED GOD APPROVES SOMETIMES U HAVE TO LET URSELF LAUGH !! HAHA !! (that was the based god laughing very rare experience) – Lil B
12 years ago at 8:39 am^not how Lil B talk. Don’t poorlyimpersonate the Based God.
12 years ago at 11:57 am*talks
12 years ago at 11:58 amOk I have a question for everyone: you’re standing in bar having a few drinks with your friends and the hottest girl that you can possibly imagine walks in. Everyone stops what they’re doing to look at this unimaginably sexy woman, that’s how hot she is. She walks right up to you and asks you to buy her a drink, you do and you proceed to hit it off with this goddess. You leave the bar with her and you’re all over each other on the ride home. When you get back to your place she strips you down to your boxers and wants to put your weiner in her mouth. Just as she is about to, she says,”I have to show you something.” She stands up and shows you a very small dick with no balls but states that she doesn’t want you to touch it at all. Keeping in mind her indescribable hotness and the fact that every guy already saw you leave with her, do you let her blow you?
12 years ago at 9:04 pmShe stands up and shows you a very small dick with no balls
So she shows you your own dick, what’s the big deal?
12 years ago at 9:08 pmIf you’re implying that Dude Looks Like A Lady, I say you kill shim, then sodomize its mouth.
^ it’s not your own dick, it’s “its” dick
12 years ago at 9:11 pmWell what I would do is go onto TFM and type out my situation in hypothetical form, but I am sure that is just me. Then proceed to kill it, have it stuffed and mounted.
12 years ago at 9:14 pmGetting a blowie from a transsexual. TFM.
12 years ago at 9:30 pmIs it gay if you fuck her in the ass and give her a reach around at the same time?
12 years ago at 10:57 pmIt’s gay if you don’t
12 years ago at 11:24 pm^
12 years ago at 11:30 pm^^
12 years ago at 1:05 amGo for it.
12 years ago at 12:01 pmNot hiring people off Craigslist for a few bucks so you can haze them all you want and they might even throw a quick rim job. NF.
12 years ago at 9:58 am