This is funny because the act of watching a movie together is frequently used by fraternity men as an innocuous pretext to get a member of the opposite sex alone in her place of residence so that she can engage in sexual activity with him without the stigma of promiscuity that accompanies directly admitting her intent to do so. The poster is simultaneously utilizing and ridiculing this practice by going through the formality of renting a film but also directly acknowledging to his sexual partner that said film will only be used as background noise for their impending sexual intercourse.
I always look for this guy before reading the other comments just in case I’m not fully understanding the joke, so that way I get a better reading experience later on
Miracle. Every time.
12 years ago at 10:43 pmget apple tv you r tard
12 years ago at 10:46 pm^^ Not giving her any say at all, and putting Miracle on every time. TFM
12 years ago at 10:50 pmIf you don’t fuck her raw dog to Saw 2 while she’s on her period, you’re a fucking pussy.
12 years ago at 12:33 pm^I love extra ketchup on my hotdog.
12 years ago at 3:33 pmYou should take her to the theater instead and ask for two tickets to ‘pound town’. Such a great film.
12 years ago at 10:46 pmYou aren’t funny and you fucking suck
12 years ago at 11:36 am^Hey man. Like, come on with that.
12 years ago at 12:34 pmAssuming every black person has the last name Freeman.
12 years ago at 10:46 pmthe irony in that name.
12 years ago at 11:08 pm^^ 918? You live in Tulsa, Oklahoma. TU?
12 years ago at 7:24 ami will use this and call it my own
12 years ago at 9:24 amMy mother suggested I go into film since I “watch so many movies.”
12 years ago at 10:54 pmMy mom said I should be a barber cause I get my hair cut every few weeks. Dumbass.
12 years ago at 2:35 pmI would prefer to watch animal planet instead.
12 years ago at 11:15 pmYou also sit down to pee.
12 years ago at 7:44 pmLove the name.^
12 years ago at 9:43 pmHer = your sister or cousin?
12 years ago at 12:04 amHur hur hur.
12 years ago at 2:37 pmStalking her Facebook so you know which movie without asking. RFM.
12 years ago at 12:08 am^
12 years ago at 1:31 amRedbox NF. Blockbuster FAF
12 years ago at 10:15 amDo you watch the movies on your vcr grandpa?
12 years ago at 10:43 amVCR. FAF
12 years ago at 2:04 pm^All caps. NF
12 years ago at 3:21 pmRedbox bought Blockbuster, dipshit.
12 years ago at 4:42 pm^ No, Randy Marsh bought Blockbuster (for a mere $10,000; great deal), dipshit.
12 years ago at 4:45 pmThis is funny because the act of watching a movie together is frequently used by fraternity men as an innocuous pretext to get a member of the opposite sex alone in her place of residence so that she can engage in sexual activity with him without the stigma of promiscuity that accompanies directly admitting her intent to do so. The poster is simultaneously utilizing and ridiculing this practice by going through the formality of renting a film but also directly acknowledging to his sexual partner that said film will only be used as background noise for their impending sexual intercourse.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmI always look for this guy before reading the other comments just in case I’m not fully understanding the joke, so that way I get a better reading experience later on
12 years ago at 2:43 pmI never would have guessed…
12 years ago at 2:44 pm^^^He is a big fat phony.
12 years ago at 8:00 pm^ hahaha
12 years ago at 2:38 pm