The conversation going from football to the awful things you would do to AJ McCarron's girlfriend in a matter of seconds. TFM.

    1. Hoo Frats Harder

      I would go to Walmart and a shit ton of rope, duct tape, whips, chains, and branding irons, then stop at the local sex shop and buy out every last dildo that is 12″ plus, then I would take her out to dinner and kiss her goodnight afterwards.

      12 years ago at 12:57 pm
    1. Nazi Bacon

      I’d sneak her out of the line that leads to the mass grave, and into the line for forced labor. Then, I’d cuddle that chick so hard.

      12 years ago at 1:39 am
  1. martin luther c00n

    I hope she gets so drunk tonight, that she wakes up in eddie lacy’s room

    12 years ago at 10:59 pm