The only public transportation I use is a chair lift. TFM.

    1. Douglas MacArthur

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      12 years ago at 9:40 pm
  1. Hoo Frats Harder

    Well technically, chair lifts aren’t public transportation because pretty much every ski resort is privately owned, and if you are paying for your lift ticket than you are merely partaking in a form of private transportation.

    12 years ago at 7:22 pm
    1. BamaForRomney

      ^Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I bet the Intern snowboards instead of skiing.

      12 years ago at 8:23 pm
  2. TheCommodore

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    12 years ago at 8:07 pm
  3. Tommy Gufano

    You’re a peasant if you don’t take your helicopter to the top of the mountain each time.

    12 years ago at 9:55 pm
  4. Tommy Gufano

    You’re poor if you don’t take your personal helicopter to the top of the mountain each time.

    12 years ago at 9:56 pm
  5. cleavage

    Chairlifts on ski resorts are definitely private. Or at least I think Obama hasn’t made government ski resorts yet.

    12 years ago at 12:53 am