Not breaking eye contact with the sweet old lady working at CVS as she rings up your condoms. TFM.

12 years ago
  5. Karl Welzein

    Never breakin’ eye contact with your Oh-la-la babe when makin carnal passions to her is how bad boys do it, you guys.

    12 years ago at 5:45 pm
  6. Cupid

    Actually buying them to use them on her. but having to pop a Viagra bc you too are 70 with mild back problems, and a fake hip.

    12 years ago at 5:49 pm
    1. itsDallin

      I didn’t know Viagra treated back problems and a fake hip, but I guess Cupid would know. Thanks or correcting me. Also, please shoot and arrow with my name on it in the direction of AJ McCarron’s girlfriend.

      12 years ago at 6:01 pm
    2. right or wrong

      shoot an arrow toward aj mccarron for me …i mean his girlfriend TclosethomosexualM

      12 years ago at 6:18 pm
    2. Today I Fratted

      Well you see Dalton, when a sailor is on the high seas in search of exotic tang, said tang is likely rife with all sorts of stds unheard of in the non-savage world. Therefore, packing a few raincoats is highly recommended.

      12 years ago at 10:23 am