Morning Bjs? Check. Putting up with your drunk ass on my date functions? Check. Cooking you gourmet meals? Check. 2 years in your uncomfortable loft? Check. Now where is my Lavalier??? TSM

    1. Derek

      True I told my slampeice to clean my dorm because i need wife material then i made her ride her bike back to her dorm

      15 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. lovin my frat daddy

      then who is? define ‘wife’ material cause the above post…pretty much covered the basics.

      15 years ago at 4:31 pm
  1. Jack Rogers

    Yes, it would have been nice to be lavaliered after 3 years of faithful and exceptional girlfriend services. Oh well, being enshrined on a fraternity composite as their Sweetheart made me feel a little better. TSM.

    15 years ago at 5:34 pm
  2. Diamonds and Pearls

    Uncomfortable loft? Are you sure he’s your ultimate fratdaddy? He should be getting you some Yurman in these 2 years as well.

    15 years ago at 5:41 pm
    1. South frats the hardest

      Haha. Yes how could she forget the meals. Every good sorostitutes has to know how to make a mean meal.

      15 years ago at 1:06 am