Video: Kate Upton’s Shitty Super Bowl Ad Preview
The former Cat Daddy World Champion is up to it again, and by “it,” I mean Kate Upton must honestly be passing her time with Justin Verlander by pounding beers and gorging on peanuts by the pound. Tragically, Upton appears hell-bent on ruining her goddess-esque figure that stole the hearts of gentlemen far and wide, just one short year ago.
This morning, in a PR move which, for the sake of every man in America, hopefully proves to be the “look myself in the mirror” moment Upton so desperately needs, Mercedes Benz USA released what is thought to be a preview of one of their upcoming Super Bowl ad spots.
The ninety-second teaser features last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover queen oddly placed by the new Mercedes CLA at a location that may well be on the outskirts of Area 51. While the kids who were cut from your Pop Warner team wash the car, Upton takes it upon herself to stand around and blow bubbles with the suds. Looking the complete opposite of scantly-clad and still sporting some holiday poundage, the ad certainly brings into question the future of Kate’s modeling career. Bringing absolutely nothing of redeeming value to the table for Mercedes’ marketing, the ad appears to be shot with a budget that fell just short of a Marisa Miller type.
Here it is:
Already met with an abundance of internet backlash, we can only pray that this career misstep provides the impetus for Kate to get her shit together. And honestly, what genius in the Mercedes marketing department says, “Hey, let’s blow an exorbitant amount of cash to book one of the world’s top supermodels, feature her in a commercial washing one of our new cars, and make sure she wears the most clothing possible!”
As if there wasn’t reason enough before, this is my war-cry: “Buy BMW!”
[via Mercedes Benz USA]
That’s a weird looking kitchen
12 years ago at 2:41 pmWe’re still doing this joke?
12 years ago at 2:42 pm^
12 years ago at 2:52 pm^^
12 years ago at 7:00 pm^^^Dorn’s wife made him say that.
12 years ago at 7:18 pmId still crawl through a mile of AIDS infested barbed wire just to watch her eat raw hotdogs through a telescope.
12 years ago at 2:45 pm
12 years ago at 2:47 pm^
12 years ago at 2:52 pmDorn, how much time do you have to be commenting on these things?
12 years ago at 12:02 am^ This is his job. That’s right. He gets paid for this shit. Lucky bastard.
12 years ago at 2:19 pmHELLLLOOO. LA LA LA.
12 years ago at 2:46 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcsnR1dA9b0
12 years ago at 9:24 pmI was going for the Seinfeld scene, but that was enjoyable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvCDHKYT3xQI
12 years ago at 10:58 pmi think kate and I could make a much better commercial.
12 years ago at 2:50 pmMannnn, screw that.
12 years ago at 2:51 pmShe can blow my suds anyday.
12 years ago at 2:51 pmPlease clarify what you mean by suds.
12 years ago at 3:53 pmsuds [suhdz]
12 years ago at 5:22 pmnoun ( used with a plural verb )
1. soapy water.
2. foam; lather.
3. Slang. my cock.
I’d like to know how your cock got the nickname suds. It sounds like an odd cross between a UTI and Dawn soap.
12 years ago at 7:45 pmDid that one kid (metaphorically) jizz on the only black guy?
12 years ago at 2:53 pm^
12 years ago at 2:54 pmIt certainly appears that way. Otherwise, my erection would be weird.
12 years ago at 12:03 amSomewhere in the world Justin Verlander is praying she sees this and develops an eating disorder..
12 years ago at 2:55 pm^
12 years ago at 4:51 pmMaybe her career will tank after this and push her into porn.
12 years ago at 2:57 pm^
12 years ago at 2:58 pmOr prostitution. Either one works for me.
12 years ago at 4:51 pmShe’s approaching BBW status at this point.
12 years ago at 7:33 pm^^^ That will be a sweet, glorious day full of masturbation for me.
12 years ago at 10:41 amAnd my week will go like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdE0bm0TMkI
12 years ago at 12:30 pmSo we put more clothes on the Bikini model while she washes the car. Who did that make sense to.
12 years ago at 3:07 pm