Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!”. Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. I look her straight in the eye and say, ‘Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.
And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
I didn’t realize that being proud of your country made you look like a dumbass. This is America and we fought for our freedom here. Don’t you have a gun control rally to lead? Go get your shine box
^ This. I bet ^^ thinks wearing patriotic clothes is trying to hard. And to that I say fuck you, this is the land of the free, and I will wear an American flag shirt, Reagan Bush hat, and red white and blue 4″ inseams if I fucking want to.
Wearing a Stars and Bars bowtie to an NAACP Convention. TFM.
13 years ago at 8:53 pmTo the NWACP convention. TFaFricanAmericanM.
13 years ago at 9:34 pmEven if you’re trolling the NAACP, showing up is still NF.
13 years ago at 10:20 pm^ Try less.
13 years ago at 10:27 pmFirst
13 years ago at 8:53 pmLaps.
13 years ago at 8:54 pmGo back to Mexico, Senor
13 years ago at 8:57 pmBoobs, football, guitar solos, America.
13 years ago at 9:01 pmOla, Bone Padre!
13 years ago at 9:11 pmSometimes when I’m bored, I’ll go look at the older TFMs and “this” every comment.
13 years ago at 9:27 pmNow, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!”. Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. I look her straight in the eye and say, ‘Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.
13 years ago at 9:35 pmAnd now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is.
I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.
Wow
13 years ago at 9:42 pm^^This… is amazing
13 years ago at 10:08 pmI fucking love this guy haha
13 years ago at 10:37 pmhahahahhahhahhaahahhahahahhaa
13 years ago at 11:01 pmTHANK YOU for that!
I was going to make some douchebag comment about how long this was, but that was needed. you get like 4 of these ^^^^
13 years ago at 11:08 pmThis is disturbingly hilarious
13 years ago at 11:13 pmBravo!’
13 years ago at 1:21 amHahah keep this up^^^^^^^^^. vshut up I don’t care if I used too many, I didn’t feel like counting
13 years ago at 6:22 amPossibly the best comment in TFM history.
13 years ago at 7:31 pmWearing a Faded Glory tie to an international business convention. TFTC.
13 years ago at 11:29 pmAnd looking like a dumbass.
13 years ago at 1:04 amI didn’t realize that being proud of your country made you look like a dumbass. This is America and we fought for our freedom here. Don’t you have a gun control rally to lead? Go get your shine box
13 years ago at 6:24 am^ This. I bet ^^ thinks wearing patriotic clothes is trying to hard. And to that I say fuck you, this is the land of the free, and I will wear an American flag shirt, Reagan Bush hat, and red white and blue 4″ inseams if I fucking want to.
13 years ago at 8:09 am^^”Get your shine box.” Haha. Great reference.
13 years ago at 8:28 amFucking try hard… no sane person, intelligent enough to be apart of such an event, would sink his stock in such a way. NF
13 years ago at 3:03 pmWell, you’re definitely not “a part” of such an event. If you’re gonna bust balls at least don’t sound like a dingleberry yourself.
13 years ago at 3:11 pm