Starting to type on iMessage to initiate the "..." but never actually sending anything to keep her guessing. TFM.

  1. right or wrong

    I bet all the ladies are all over you and your voluptuous cock. You’re so mysterious….. i bet that works wonders for your game.

    12 years ago at 8:19 pm
    1. Dillon Cheverere

      Start running for typing “voluptuous cock.” I’ll let you know when you can stop.

      12 years ago at 8:44 pm
    2. right or wrong

      I like the word. Deal with it. Can i grab my asics, or do i have to start right away?

      12 years ago at 8:55 pm
    3. ImTTweakedTC

      The man’s a word smith, Dorn. Maybe you should take notes to improve the verbosity of your columns.

      12 years ago at 10:27 am
  2. Hoosier Fratter

    Starting to type on iMessage “8===” but getting too hard that you instead go masturbate to gay porn. TpikeM

    12 years ago at 8:19 pm
  3. James T Fratbury

    This is stupid as fuck. Anyone, whether in a fraternity or not, with an iPhone can do this. Therefore, this is not a TFM. I still clicked ‘nice move.’

    12 years ago at 8:22 pm
  4. kyblackout

    That means she continuously looking at your message screen. You must be God’s gift to women. FaF.

    12 years ago at 8:32 pm
  5. lambda chops

    There have been some pretty bad TFM’s over the course of 3 or so years I’ve read these. This is by far the worst ever submitted and allowed. I hope you die

    12 years ago at 8:50 pm
    1. Old Money48

      You fuckin’ shittin’ me? This one’s the worst that you’ve seen? I mean, it’s a shitty TFM no doubt, but it ain’t “by far” the worst submission ever.

      12 years ago at 9:37 pm
    2. lambda chops

      It is in no way at all a “frat move”. It’s a TSM at best. I hate it and this

      12 years ago at 10:35 pm
    3. Old Money48

      Hey man you sound pretty upset. If you ever need someone to talk to, don’t pick me

      12 years ago at 1:51 am
  6. Rutherford B_Haze

    SENDING YOUR EX YOUR CLOTHES IN THE MAIL THE WEEK AFTER YOU BREAK UP BUT STILL NOT TALKING TO HER JUST TO KEEP HER GUESSING

    12 years ago at 11:24 pm
  7. tool_man

    It’s all about not turning off the feature that lets them know when you’ve read the message. Let them know they’re being ignored.

    12 years ago at 9:03 am