This post mentions WALL PUNCHING, for which risk management typically issues FIFTY DOLLAR FINES, which can also be received from the county by GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED PEEING OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE ON A RED LIGHT CAMERA, which, when accompanying your brother’s summons letter, will probably wind up being your COMPOSITE PICTURE, which will be located directly above the picture of LESTER THE MOLESTER, the fraternity nickname of BACON.
Getting first post drunk. TFM.
12 years ago at 11:58 amThat’s so frat.
12 years ago at 1:26 pmGetting drunk. TFM
12 years ago at 11:58 amA slutty girl is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it.
12 years ago at 12:04 pmIs this relevant?
12 years ago at 12:13 pm^^ words of wisdom. So #based
12 years ago at 12:14 pmForget it, he’s rolling.
12 years ago at 1:26 pm^^^^ #rare
12 years ago at 6:38 amDoing meth with your son. TPeterGriffinMove
12 years ago at 12:04 pmThanks for telling us what the M stands for. We would have never known.
12 years ago at 1:05 pmTOTAL FRAT METH?!!
12 years ago at 1:14 pmTotalTotalRatMoveSuperPACMove
12 years ago at 7:01 pm^
12 years ago at 8:20 pmThis post mentions WALL PUNCHING, for which risk management typically issues FIFTY DOLLAR FINES, which can also be received from the county by GETTING PHOTOGRAPHED PEEING OUT OF A MOVING VEHICLE ON A RED LIGHT CAMERA, which, when accompanying your brother’s summons letter, will probably wind up being your COMPOSITE PICTURE, which will be located directly above the picture of LESTER THE MOLESTER, the fraternity nickname of BACON.
12 years ago at 12:25 pmDo less
12 years ago at 1:58 pmHaha this is hilarious.
12 years ago at 6:55 pmYo mama so poor she can’t even afford walls
12 years ago at 12:28 pmPotential.
12 years ago at 6:56 pmYo mama so fat, she thought potential meant a potential to eat every chamce she gets
12 years ago at 7:20 pmI’ve never tried chamce, is it good?
12 years ago at 9:02 pm^
12 years ago at 9:49 pm^^^balled
12 years ago at 10:38 pm“Why is there no hole in this window?” drunk. TFM
12 years ago at 12:30 pmGotta love those brothers. Fucking idiots.
12 years ago at 4:29 pmI ar with scareds now.
12 years ago at 12:37 pmGetting “Why is there no hole in this GDI” Drunk. RFM.
12 years ago at 1:31 pmJust move your hand lower, you’ll find her hole.
12 years ago at 3:04 pmGetting “Why is there no hole in this boy?” drunk. TFratduskyM
12 years ago at 2:31 pm