Didn’t y’all know that pretending to be asleep in a girl’s dorm room with trash on top of you is the new equivalent to doing a line of coke off of Bin Laden’s dead corpse while simultaneously slamming Jessica Alba, and reading Decision Points in your 2016 Frathoe, while shotgunning Maker’s out of a Sperry (figure that shit out) and paddling a pledge?
There is nothing in this dorm room picture that would make it TFM worthy.
12 years ago at 2:59 pmDidn’t y’all know that pretending to be asleep in a girl’s dorm room with trash on top of you is the new equivalent to doing a line of coke off of Bin Laden’s dead corpse while simultaneously slamming Jessica Alba, and reading Decision Points in your 2016 Frathoe, while shotgunning Maker’s out of a Sperry (figure that shit out) and paddling a pledge?
12 years ago at 3:20 pm^
12 years ago at 4:25 pmThat bitch is hella sassy.
12 years ago at 3:25 pmYou guys must rage hard in that dorm room.
12 years ago at 7:01 pmPlenty of ducks in Florida.
12 years ago at 10:58 pmDon’t put it out with your boots Ted!
12 years ago at 11:40 pmIs that someones prolapse on his back?
12 years ago at 9:12 am