Teaching the pledges that my beer isn't going to open itself. TFM.

  1. Romneys Conscience

    Just put on more fucking photos. The SnapBacks and tanktops. I hate them.

    12 years ago at 8:26 pm
  2. I mean quite honestly the fact that an inanimate object, such as a beer, not being able to open itself, seems like a pretty simple concept.

    12 years ago at 9:10 pm
  3. ThreeFingersWhiskey

    You just sound like a tryhard. That kid that is obviously a goober, but tries way to hard to be “TFTC.”

    12 years ago at 10:00 pm
  4. Tuco1855

    Making a pledge fetch you a beer seems a little more appropriate. I mean, assuming that you already have the beer, you can probably go ahead and open it yourself.

    12 years ago at 10:56 pm