Ohio University Students Raging Balls After Campus Shutdown Due To Armed Robber, Calling It #FugitiveFest

This morning around 9:20am a robbery occurred in Athens, Ohio. According to Ohio University’s student newspaper, The Post, the university alert system warned its students around 10:00am that an armed fugitive had robbed an apartment and fled towards campus. According to some reports the armed robber made off with $5.

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By 11:37am Athens police were no longer actively searching for the suspect but had cleared the initial crime scene. At 12:05pm Vice President for Student Affairs Ryan Lombardi tweeted that Ohio University would be closed for the rest of the day.

Then things escalated.

Ohio University students, who in 2011 raged their way to the title of top party school in the nation, essentially sprinted to the bars on Court Street, which had the good sense to open early and accomodate the students, who no doubt showed up to drink away their anxiety about the still at large Five Dollar Bandit. Students not at the bars are drinking at fraternity houses and off campus residences across the town.

Goddammit I want to be in Athens right now.

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Currently Ohio University students are throwing what is no doubt one of the great day rages of the entire academic year while chanting O-U-Oh-Yeah, intoxicated by both tequila and fear (but probably mostly tequila). The student tweets about the rager have been tagged #FugitiveFest as well as #GunDayFunDay, and some local bars are apparently offering $5 pitcher specials, in honor of the victim’s loss.

Rage on Ohio University. Rage on.

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Chugging beer and wearing a blue hoodie, just like the fugitive's description.
Chugging beer and wearing a blue hoodie, just like the fugitive’s description.

#FugitiveFest

[h/t to @TFMTechGuy, @SamSamRages, Clay Matthew, R.E., @aHeadoftheLaw, and Madison Ellis]

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  1. Tallapoosa Snu

    Maaan, I wish we had more school shootings. Other schools have all the fun.

    12 years ago at 2:43 pm
    1. beerisgood

      He did… and proclaimed NO FUN OF ANY KIND. He doesn’t like football, and he doesn’t like guns. What the fuck kind of President is this?

      12 years ago at 3:58 pm
    2. Pat McGroin

      After that “no football, no guns” statement, it seems ironic to say this, but: a black one.

      12 years ago at 7:23 pm
  2. Dick

    Solid bounce back from the earlier tragedy about freshmen not wanting to party anymore.

    12 years ago at 2:53 pm
  3. Rihanna Deserved It

    we’ll take literally any excuse to get fucked up all day. its what we do here.

    12 years ago at 2:55 pm
  4. Merica4life

    See, this is why we shouldn’t have gun control in America. Prime example. Obama needs to figure his shit out.

    12 years ago at 3:52 pm