Referring to yourself as "her Christopher Columbus" after taking her virginity. TFM. DeclanGetsAss13 years ago
that fuckin pledge Now she will proceed to text, call, and stalk you for the rest of your life. Taking her Vcard means taking her baggage. 13 years ago at 2:17 pm
Douglas MacArthur If you were her Christopher Columbus, then she lied to you. 13 years ago at 2:29 pm
ice cold frat Trust me, there’s a reason they call her father, “The Vikings.” 13 years ago at 4:12 pm
Sam Malon Christopher Columbus, hmm? Wouldn’t that just mean you thought you were the first person there when in reality she was getting rammed in the corn-hole by a guy named Sven long before you even had the idea to “land upon that shore”? 13 years ago at 4:42 pm
FAFrican American I’m her Lewis and Clark because no one has gotten so far into her. 13 years ago at 6:42 pm
fratbeze CC was FAF he falsely claimed things, and made the people there his bitch. Plus he has a holiday named after him 13 years ago at 9:16 pm
Little bro ?
13 years ago at 2:05 pmYou done fucked up now, man.
13 years ago at 2:12 pmNow she will proceed to text, call, and stalk you for the rest of your life. Taking her Vcard means taking her baggage.
13 years ago at 2:17 pmIf you were her Christopher Columbus, then she lied to you.
13 years ago at 2:29 pmSail the Red Sea
13 years ago at 3:55 pmTrust me, there’s a reason they call her father, “The Vikings.”
13 years ago at 4:12 pmChristopher Columbus, hmm? Wouldn’t that just mean you thought you were the first person there when in reality she was getting rammed in the corn-hole by a guy named Sven long before you even had the idea to “land upon that shore”?
13 years ago at 4:42 pmThat lying whore.
13 years ago at 3:55 amI’m her Lewis and Clark because no one has gotten so far into her.
13 years ago at 6:42 pmLewis and Clark discovering, then exploiting her back door. TFM.
13 years ago at 3:58 amChristopher Columbus: NF
Christ of her Columbus: FAF.
13 years ago at 8:15 pmCC was FAF he falsely claimed things, and made the people there his bitch. Plus he has a holiday named after him
13 years ago at 9:16 pm