Fat pussy as in fat chicks? No, we don’t do that.
Fat pussy as in stretched pussy? Think on that.
Fat pussy or a thick woman? If they thick, they got booty.
^ in “Bands Make Her Dance,” Trina says something to the effect of “my pussy fat.” It sounds positive to me, just wondering if a fat pussy is something that white guys also like but call it something different or if it’s a uniquely black thing. Thanks for your help.
1. Obtain slam piece with fat ass.
2. Get her to position herself on hands and knees in panties.
3. Observe from doggystyle position.
4. Fat pussies almost look like they have balls between ass, identify.
5. Conclude whether said pussy is “fat” or not.
Cheers
When he says “fat pussy” he doesn’t literally mean oversized genitals. He is using pussy as a synecdoche to represent the whole woman (in the same way that someone can use the word “the crown” to describe the king). The more you know.
You see, over the weekend we had our dinner of remembrance for my grandpa, and it was my job to prepare to the turkey. Well, I had the turkey in advance so I could beat the rush, so I simply went to the kitchen yesterday morning and put the previously unthawed turkey on to the counter and began to cut the plastic wrapping off of the massive dead bird. I began to tedious task of preparing this beast and then I noticed this thing seemed to have a gaping turkey VAGINA. I laughed to myself and put it in the oven after setting the timer. To pass the time, I figured I would satisfy my hard on with a little bit of ‘me time’ and porno movies I happened to have on my computer. No one was up yet, so I wasn’t disturbed and I came easily. In fact, I had perfect timing. The timer buzzed the second I came. I wanted to sit there and relax, but I knew the damned bird would burn if I did. I dragged myself up and proceeded back into the kitchen. I nearly pissed myself when I walked in on my little brother thrusting his thirteen year old cock into MY turkey. He jerked his head in my direction and the bird hit the ground with a wet flop, his cum dribbling out of its dead hole. I felt sick so I yelled at him to get back to his room. I had worked so damn hard and spent good money on this fucking thing.
I didn’t even want to pick it up. I sighed and sat on the floor next to it. There was nothing I could do. Well, except have my way with the turkey. They wouldn’t notice, anyway.
FAFricanAmerican why do black guys like fat pussies?
13 years ago at 4:50 pmFat pussy as in fat chicks? No, we don’t do that.
13 years ago at 8:52 pmFat pussy as in stretched pussy? Think on that.
Fat pussy or a thick woman? If they thick, they got booty.
^ in “Bands Make Her Dance,” Trina says something to the effect of “my pussy fat.” It sounds positive to me, just wondering if a fat pussy is something that white guys also like but call it something different or if it’s a uniquely black thing. Thanks for your help.
13 years ago at 9:18 pm1. Obtain slam piece with fat ass.
13 years ago at 11:19 pm2. Get her to position herself on hands and knees in panties.
3. Observe from doggystyle position.
4. Fat pussies almost look like they have balls between ass, identify.
5. Conclude whether said pussy is “fat” or not.
Cheers
When he says “fat pussy” he doesn’t literally mean oversized genitals. He is using pussy as a synecdoche to represent the whole woman (in the same way that someone can use the word “the crown” to describe the king). The more you know.
13 years ago at 10:03 am^ thank you, I do learn something new from the community everyday.
13 years ago at 10:31 amGrandpa. The original fratter
13 years ago at 4:55 pmHey, i think you commented on the wrong post. It’s probably because you’re a fucking moron.
13 years ago at 5:54 pmDoesn’t get it^
13 years ago at 6:14 pm^^^ This.
13 years ago at 10:22 amFirst
13 years ago at 4:59 pmFUCK
13 years ago at 5:10 pmWhat is everybody’s favorite condescending nickname? I am quit fond of slugger.
13 years ago at 6:11 pmI’ve been getting a lot of use out of chief lately
13 years ago at 6:16 pmSport never gets old
13 years ago at 6:34 pmIs big guy considered to be a condescending nickname?
13 years ago at 6:38 pm^ I don’t know you tell me, big guy
13 years ago at 7:33 pm^
13 years ago at 7:56 pmSlick, sport, or hondo.
13 years ago at 8:56 pmBud and champ work.
13 years ago at 10:02 amHot shot is always a good one.
13 years ago at 3:37 pmTell me more bro.
13 years ago at 7:09 pmOver coming adversity TNM
13 years ago at 8:54 pmYou see, over the weekend we had our dinner of remembrance for my grandpa, and it was my job to prepare to the turkey. Well, I had the turkey in advance so I could beat the rush, so I simply went to the kitchen yesterday morning and put the previously unthawed turkey on to the counter and began to cut the plastic wrapping off of the massive dead bird. I began to tedious task of preparing this beast and then I noticed this thing seemed to have a gaping turkey VAGINA. I laughed to myself and put it in the oven after setting the timer. To pass the time, I figured I would satisfy my hard on with a little bit of ‘me time’ and porno movies I happened to have on my computer. No one was up yet, so I wasn’t disturbed and I came easily. In fact, I had perfect timing. The timer buzzed the second I came. I wanted to sit there and relax, but I knew the damned bird would burn if I did. I dragged myself up and proceeded back into the kitchen. I nearly pissed myself when I walked in on my little brother thrusting his thirteen year old cock into MY turkey. He jerked his head in my direction and the bird hit the ground with a wet flop, his cum dribbling out of its dead hole. I felt sick so I yelled at him to get back to his room. I had worked so damn hard and spent good money on this fucking thing.
13 years ago at 9:06 pmI didn’t even want to pick it up. I sighed and sat on the floor next to it. There was nothing I could do. Well, except have my way with the turkey. They wouldn’t notice, anyway.
Go on, I was just getting started.
13 years ago at 9:34 pmtl;dr
13 years ago at 12:14 am^this
13 years ago at 12:19 amplus he was blackballed. so why read it anyway?
Cooking in the kitchen, NF. That’s your slams job
13 years ago at 2:21 am^^ you’re so cool I just got frostbite
13 years ago at 5:51 pmYour name doesn’t match your state, dick-wad!
13 years ago at 11:29 pmdick-wad, how original. my name doesn’t match my state because i’m intelligent enough to get into a school in another state.
13 years ago at 11:37 pm^congrats, chief, jumped over one state. Strike up the band, we got the worlds next nuclear physicist here!
13 years ago at 5:50 amOhio ruins everything.. Glad he got out of there.
13 years ago at 8:26 am^^Never said I went far
13 years ago at 8:51 amFr3sh
13 years ago at 12:09 am^like
13 years ago at 1:46 am