Not allowing the cops to enter the house because they weren't dressed in proper beach-themed attire. TFM.

  1. Sleazy Asshole

    Allowing the female cops to enter because they’re already dressed as strippers. TFM.

    13 years ago at 7:29 pm
    1. right or wrong

      I will snapchat everyone hairy asshole pics until frat cops 3 is released.
      Consider yourselves warned.

      13 years ago at 1:44 am
    1. Frat Misogynist

      It won’t allow me to post my story. Come on, tech guy, give the people what they want.

      13 years ago at 7:53 pm
  2. Not allowing the cops to enter the house because you have several aspiring lawyers in your chapter that understand the law. RFM

    13 years ago at 8:15 pm
    1. truenorthfratdaddy

      Thank you for reminding us all of the rule that one can only throw theme parties according to one’s geographic location and said location’s current weather conditions.
      Don’t forget this one, you guys.

      13 years ago at 9:26 pm
    2. i peed on a geed

      many beaches in new york… nicer than gulf shores also, just not as many girls

      13 years ago at 11:18 pm
    3. Lafferty_ Daniel

      ^ Ya man that North Atlantic warm water y’all have year-round really kicks the shit out of the gulf…

      13 years ago at 4:41 am
    4. I am drot nunk

      @truenorthfratdaddy. But why would someone have a beach themed party in the middle of winter with 5 feet of snow outside? That’s what OP was originally asking.

      13 years ago at 12:15 pm
    5. truenorthfratdaddy

      All the more reason, I’d say. A little bit of escapism never hurt anyone, right?

      13 years ago at 4:29 pm