My emotions are all screwed up today because my grandpa died. He had alzheimer’s and went to see a movie. Half way through the movie he forgot what the plot was, got confused and went to the parking lot and tried to find his car by holding the keys over his head and pushing the panic button until the alarm went off…
His alarm scared the shit out of him, and he thought it was a cop because he already had one arm up. He brought the other hand up and got on the ground, hands behind his back. Then he fell asleep. The next morning he found his car, a mere three feet away. He got inside and discovered the battery had somehow died, so he called a tow company…
tr.uck came and a black man started running toward his car, so he locked the doors and hid in the back seat. He never realized that he set himself on fire from the cigarette that he lit twenty minutes prior. Now I’m sitting here packing bowls of his ashes and wondering how I’m going to die
My emotions are all screwed up today because my grandpa died. He had alzheimer’s and went to see a movie. Half way through the movie he forgot what the plot was, got confused and went to the parking lot and tried to find his car by holding the keys over his head and pushing the panic button until the alarm went off. His alarm scared the shit out of him, and he thought it was a cop because he already had one arm up. He brought the other hand up and got on the ground, hands behind his back. Then he fell asleep. The next morning he found his car, a mere three feet away. He got inside and discovered the battery had somehow died, so he called a tow company. After 30 minutes a tow tr.uck came and a black man started running toward his car, so he locked the doors and hid in the back seat. He never realized that he set himself on fire from the cigarette that he lit twenty minutes prior. Now I’m sitting here packing bowls of his ashes and wondering how I’m going to die.
I almost gave this a nice move but then I realized how NF every post on TFM really is, I regret spending the 2 minutes it took to make an account on this site.
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13 years ago at 6:28 pmTFM Revealer?!?! Not revealing anything?????!
13 years ago at 6:53 pmHOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TFM REVEALER???
13 years ago at 4:39 amPictures.
13 years ago at 6:35 pmBeing the reason the pledge is in the hospital. TFM
13 years ago at 6:37 pmHis post said he put him in the hospital… Nice try, kid.
13 years ago at 6:54 pmwho do you think you’re talking to, champ?
13 years ago at 12:42 amSticking up for the regular commenters despite not being a regular. It’s a TFM.
13 years ago at 9:15 am
haha, vinny probably is right, putting him in the hospital…
13 years ago at 9:41 amTelling the pledge he’s not allowed to go to the hospital. TFTC.
13 years ago at 6:44 pmLetting him die and burying him in your designated dead prostitute hole. RFM
13 years ago at 8:30 pmYolo, bra.
13 years ago at 8:35 pmTotally YOLO.
13 years ago at 9:15 amMy emotions are all screwed up today because my grandpa died. He had alzheimer’s and went to see a movie. Half way through the movie he forgot what the plot was, got confused and went to the parking lot and tried to find his car by holding the keys over his head and pushing the panic button until the alarm went off…
13 years ago at 7:08 pmHis alarm scared the shit out of him, and he thought it was a cop because he already had one arm up. He brought the other hand up and got on the ground, hands behind his back. Then he fell asleep. The next morning he found his car, a mere three feet away. He got inside and discovered the battery had somehow died, so he called a tow company…
13 years ago at 7:10 pmLET ME FINISH THE STORY.
13 years ago at 7:18 pmAfter 30 minutes
13 years ago at 7:48 pma tow
13 years ago at 7:49 pmtr.uck came and a black man started running toward his car, so he locked the doors and hid in the back seat. He never realized that he set himself on fire from the cigarette that he lit twenty minutes prior. Now I’m sitting here packing bowls of his ashes and wondering how I’m going to die
13 years ago at 7:50 pmMy emotions are all screwed up today because my grandpa died. He had alzheimer’s and went to see a movie. Half way through the movie he forgot what the plot was, got confused and went to the parking lot and tried to find his car by holding the keys over his head and pushing the panic button until the alarm went off. His alarm scared the shit out of him, and he thought it was a cop because he already had one arm up. He brought the other hand up and got on the ground, hands behind his back. Then he fell asleep. The next morning he found his car, a mere three feet away. He got inside and discovered the battery had somehow died, so he called a tow company. After 30 minutes a tow tr.uck came and a black man started running toward his car, so he locked the doors and hid in the back seat. He never realized that he set himself on fire from the cigarette that he lit twenty minutes prior. Now I’m sitting here packing bowls of his ashes and wondering how I’m going to die.
13 years ago at 7:51 pmAh ha, t.r.u.c.k is filtered
13 years ago at 7:52 pmMy hero ^
13 years ago at 8:03 pmWhat the fuck ahah
13 years ago at 9:14 pmAlzheimer’s. NF.
13 years ago at 10:43 amI almost gave this a nice move but then I realized how NF every post on TFM really is, I regret spending the 2 minutes it took to make an account on this site.
13 years ago at 8:20 pm^ it took you 2 minutes to come up with that name? That must be why it sucks so badly.
13 years ago at 9:45 pm^^ I hear Hitler was a big ZBT fan.
13 years ago at 10:45 pmJust like how everyone who rushed ZBT regretted it.
13 years ago at 11:27 pm^Zing
13 years ago at 4:23 amZBT isn’t a real fraternity.
13 years ago at 1:51 pmLet’s see… That’s one life ZBT saved, versus about 8 million lives they didn’t save…
13 years ago at 1:55 pmThanks for clarifying that for us champ. I would have never knew a slam was over.
13 years ago at 9:19 pmI bet this didn’t happen
13 years ago at 9:20 pm^ NO MAN IT DID
13 years ago at 8:26 amPutting a pledge in the hospital, congrats you just gave the entire eboard an ulcer.
13 years ago at 8:53 amYou should have took him some Old Milwaukee.
13 years ago at 10:21 am