Former UPenn Basketball Player Caught Watching Porn By Wife, Stabbed To Death
Let’s be honest, women are crazy. Last week, I sent a guy 32 consecutive drunk texts because I “needed closure.” This week, the wife of former University of Pennsylvania basketball player, Matthew White, stabbed her husband to death because she caught him looking at pornography.
Around midnight on Monday, Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon went to the kitchen to get a glass of water and returned with two knives. She hid them under her side of the bed, and proceeded to stab her husband in the neck when he was finally asleep. White woke up just in time to say “I’m dying, I’m dying” and police found him dead later that day. Garcia-Pellon justified her actions to investigators with “I had to do it.”
Geeze, woman, some of us actually try to hide our crazy. It’s not like I go around broadcasting the fact I may have written out my monogram to include the last initial of someone I’ve only hooked up with once.
She was charged with “first degree murder, criminal homicide, and possession of an instrument of crime” and not to mention, being the world’s ultimate crazy bitch.
This is hands-down one of the most messed up stories I’ve heard in a while. We all have our moments, but unapologetically murdering your husband without even attempting to come up with a legitimate excuse takes the cake. I want to transfer schools when I wake up after a night out and see my sent text messages. This woman is parading her crazy for all the world to see.
Gentlemen, may this be a lesson to all of you. Hide your porn. Hide your knives.
[via Philly.com]
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12 years ago at 4:45 pmWhat is this amateur hour? Dude should have cleared his browser history. On a side note, i’d hit that.
12 years ago at 4:45 pmGuys, what have I been trying to tell you?
12 years ago at 4:52 pmFirst of all, he should have expected this when he married that creature. Second of all, my kitchen at home has a computer in it too
12 years ago at 5:05 pmMy girlfriend tells me to watch porn when she’s not around.
12 years ago at 5:28 pmMaybe if she didn’t look like the mugshot from a meth addict after a 2 year binge….
12 years ago at 7:05 pmts;dr
12 years ago at 7:15 pm^ Because, fuck you.
12 years ago at 1:23 amWithout nasty things being said… what does this mean. No, I’m not new here.
12 years ago at 10:20 am^YMBNH
12 years ago at 1:58 pmPorn is American as Chevy, Bourbon, or Kate Upton’s nipps in SI.
12 years ago at 7:38 pmBourbon blonde, you sound like you’re my kind of crazy. Let’s get drunk and make mistakes.
12 years ago at 10:27 pmA woman wrote an article…..on TFM….not TSM….WTF
12 years ago at 11:19 pm