Larry Bird’s Son Tried To Run His Girlfriend Over With His Car, Allegedly
Connor Bird, son of basketball legend Larry Bird, was arrested after allegedly trying to run down his girlfriend with his car on Sunday on the campus of Indiana University. Apparently, Larry Legend’s son and his lady friend weren’t getting along too well and things got a little out of hand.
Bird, a junior at IU, had gotten into a verbal altercation with his girlfriend earlier on Sunday and the two decided to have it out over probably normal college relationship bullshit, like how she shouldn’t slut it up at the bar so much or how he embarrasses her when he drinks so much. Police are saying Bird’s lady stormed out of the apartment after Bird threw a cell phone at her, but he drove over to her apartment to wait for her. The two then went to a nearby parking lot to probably talk things out and then have some make up sex in the backseat.
Well, that’s when things get a little out of hand. The argument again turned sour and the girlfriend tried to get out of the car and run away and that’s when Bird tried to run her down with the car. A witness on the scene helped the girlfriend away from the parking lot after figuring out the weirdo with the fat face and goatee was trying to kill his girlfriend with his car.
Indiana University Police Department Chief Keith Cash (real name) said that Bird is being preliminarily charged with battery with injury, criminal mischief, intimidation with a deadly weapon and possession of marijuana.
Quite the list of misdemeanors there. I especially love the “criminal mischief” charge. I’m sure that’s stapled to a few fraternity men’s dossiers out there.
[via IndyStar]
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This’ll be the last time she fails to make him a sandwich, that’s for sure.
12 years ago at 10:23 amGoatee. NF
12 years ago at 10:25 amHe just looks like white trash. Not even slightly surprised.
12 years ago at 10:30 amlooks like a straight shooter
12 years ago at 10:40 amCat scratch fever!!
12 years ago at 10:44 amI think we’ve all been “Run over your girlfriend because you think she’s an alien” drunk/high before. Oh, just me? Thats the last time I lace my queso….
12 years ago at 10:50 am12 years ago at 3:04 pm
Look at that goatee… what a scumbag.
12 years ago at 10:53 amLarry Bird was white yet played in the NBA. TFM, but playing in the NBA. TNM, so overall Larry Bird. NF
12 years ago at 10:56 amWhen he played, there were a majority of white guys in the league.
12 years ago at 11:31 amLarry Bird is TFTC what you think.
12 years ago at 12:32 pmhaving parents with enough money to bail you out of almost anything. TFM
12 years ago at 11:20 amdoing the shit dads money cant get you out of. RFM
Did he flip her the “bird” when he drove off?
12 years ago at 11:34 amOh my, well aren’t you a cheeky fellow.
12 years ago at 12:02 pm