Showing the hot female professor your STD result sheet as proof that you had a doctor appointment. TFM.

    1. I am drot nunk

      Fuck you too. And what the fuck is this doing on the wall? Should be fail Friday material

      13 years ago at 3:42 pm
    1. HazeusCorpus

      I think having a governor who tries to persuade companies not to leave for Texas by saying they’ll have to use fossil fuels to run air conditioning probably gives your state a worse name.

      13 years ago at 3:53 pm
  1. PresidentRomney

    I kicked out all the ugly doctors from the previous dictatorship, now the white house has those hot stripper doctors, ya know? Ha I love being president

    13 years ago at 3:54 pm
  2. TheCommodore

    Patrick used the suction cups on his starfish body to attach himself to Sandy effectively pinning her up against the wall. Squidward came slithering over, clarinet in hand, ready to penetrate sandy’s rear with his musical instrument. Spongebob shapeshifted into a small ring and inserted himself into sandy’s butt, after he was securely in, he enlarged into the shape of a tire, greatly stretching Sandy’s asshole.

    13 years ago at 3:59 pm
    1. TheCommodore

      Squidward then shoved in his clarinet and pulled spongebob out so Sandy’s rectum was securely wrapped around the mouthpiece. Patrick then turned sandy around and punched her in the stomach repeatedly until she farted out musical notes that were muffled by the blood also pooling into the clarinet. “This is it.” Squidward said, “This shall forever be the legacy of my musical career!”

      13 years ago at 4:01 pm
    2. TheCommodore

      TFM won’t let me submit the other half but squidward’s clarinet goes in her butt and they assault her until she farts out music. Fuck you Intern list the words that are censored.

      13 years ago at 4:02 pm
  3. USAamericaUSA

    Why don’t you just show a little respect for the woman and get a regular note like a normal person, asswipe.

    13 years ago at 4:10 pm