I’m going to assume that second is sex, and third is anal, which leaves the question: what the hell is a home run? Marriage? Bringing a horse/black male in for a DP? Having her cook a seven course dinner mid-coitus? Peeing in her butt? Deviant German sex acts?
First is oral, second is sex, third is when she makes you a sandwich after, and you hit the homer if you can kick her the fuck out without her having to shack with you for the night. By you wondering about the bases I would assume you aren’t used to this kind of treatment and use the GDI rules. It’s okay though, people like you leave more for us. Welcome to SC.
Blow me.
13 years ago at 3:23 pm“… I see that someone got to first base which is what I consider sex with a stranger.” Jack Donaghy
13 years ago at 3:39 pmI’m going to assume that second is sex, and third is anal, which leaves the question: what the hell is a home run? Marriage? Bringing a horse/black male in for a DP? Having her cook a seven course dinner mid-coitus? Peeing in her butt? Deviant German sex acts?
13 years ago at 6:24 pmI laughed ^
13 years ago at 7:48 amFirst is oral, second is sex, third is when she makes you a sandwich after, and you hit the homer if you can kick her the fuck out without her having to shack with you for the night. By you wondering about the bases I would assume you aren’t used to this kind of treatment and use the GDI rules. It’s okay though, people like you leave more for us. Welcome to SC.
12 years ago at 4:13 pmSecond base is still boob-play though, right?
13 years ago at 7:31 pmFirst base, at best, is an OTPHJ
13 years ago at 10:25 amENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT?
13 years ago at 11:53 amIt’s only crossing the touch barrier if she sits on your face.
13 years ago at 12:20 pm