GDI Begs For Peace Between Greeks And Geeds On Arizona State Confessions Page
12 years ago

It’s a noble thing to wish for peace. Why fight? Why bicker? Why demean? Why not live and let live? After all, we’ve only got one life, we’ve only got one planet. Can’t we all just get along?

(*Rage Theory bursts into office, calls me a pussy, shoves a beer bong down my throat, pours in scotch until the bottle is empty*)

Whew. Sorry. Don’t know what I was thinking. I feel better now. Fuck peace.

Anyway, almost every school has some sort of Facebook page that acts as an anonymous confession board, generally named [School] Confessions. Arizona State is no different, and recently a GDI Sun Devil took to the board to beg for peace between Greeks and GDIs, once and for all. It’s seriously priceless.

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Request denied, asshole.

h/t to @ChrisNicolee_

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  2. fratninja

    There are scrolls that tell us how and where they lived . They were traditionally people of the land. They knew that nature was their partner, not some resource that was to be exploited. This was in great contrast to the ruling class and their samurai in those days and was a major force that shaped the life and lifestyle of the Ninja!

    12 years ago at 9:46 am
  3. fratninja

    There are scrolls that tell us how and where they lived . They were traditionally people of the land. They knew that nature was their partner, not some resource that was to be exploited. This was in great contrast to the ruling class and their samurai in those days and was a major force that shaped the life and lifestyle of the Ninja.

    12 years ago at 9:47 am
  4. F Scott Fratsgerald

    The fact that cargo shorts have become synonymous with geeds makes me smile

    12 years ago at 10:09 am
  5. wayfarersandcroakies

    Rocking cargo shorts. TGDIM. Making pledges run in cargo shorts filled with rocks. TFM.

    12 years ago at 10:12 am
  6. Frat Golf

    Wait.. ASU greeks are geeds though? So how can they be cordial to themselves? Is there some gdi paradox here that i’m not understanding here.

    12 years ago at 11:09 am
  8. incendiary_comment

    Cargo shorts are actually very comfortable and super duper stylish. The extra pockets add a certain finesse that shorts with less pockets lack. Not to mention I can carry all my calculators and hemp necklaces in them. And I mean i get all kinds of looks from sorority babes when I wear them so that must mean I’m making them super wet.

    12 years ago at 11:37 am
    8. SEC wins

      The west coast doesn’t understand the deep rooted fraternity values like the South does.

      12 years ago at 12:30 am
  10. 2Fratty4MyShirt

    Kid is a nerd. If he really cares that other people make fun of him for wearing cargo shorts he truly is GDI and deserves to get made fun of because of it. Fuckin nerd.

    12 years ago at 12:33 pm