Texas A&M Football Signee Poses For Photos With Stack Of Cash
As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow, a college football player will pose for photos with a stack(s) of cash every damn year. The first culprit of 2013 is Texas A&M signee Justin Granger, a defensive tackle from Dallas, TX.
This will surely impress his new teammates and coaching staff. Posting photos of this nature before you even set foot on a practice field or attend a team meeting is a great way to win them over.
Here is Justin Granger’s instagram:
It’s really hard to tell how much cash that is. I see a couple twenties and a one, I think. A couple grand maybe? However much it is, I know it’s not part of his stipend.
But let’s back up for a second here. I’m not saying young Granger accepted any cash from an A&M booster — a direct, flagrant NCAA violation. I’m not even suggesting or implying it. For all I know the kid just returned from a very fruitful gambling bender at one of Oklahoma’s Indian reservation casinos. But no matter how he acquired it, releasing this photo makes him a ‘dumber than shit’ candidate. You can almost hear the chatter starting to roar about this, or maybe that’s coach Kevin Sumlin yelling on the phone with his promising defensive line prospect.
Smarts don’t run in the family, apparently. Justin’s older brother, DeMarcus Granger, a former defensive tackle at the University of Oklahoma, was arrested just before the Sooners’ bowl game in 2007 for shoplifting at a Burlington Coat Factory in Glendale, Arizona.
Just a chip off the ole block.
Image via Instagram
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2010/5/31/tosh-0-counting-money-1849260
12 years ago at 5:56 pm^I laugh at your name every time I see it. It’s incredibly inappropriate yet hilarious.
12 years ago at 6:57 pm^^Best thing I’ve seen on this site all day.
12 years ago at 8:37 pm^Never mind I just looked at rush boobs.
12 years ago at 8:38 pmFunny how the people with the most cash are the worst tippers. Lol. TNM.
12 years ago at 10:01 pmLooks like he got a few tips from Johnny Heisman.
12 years ago at 5:57 pmThat’s pretty neat
12 years ago at 5:59 pmI’m just mad that all that cash is not being funneled toward the TFM movie.
12 years ago at 5:59 pmI’m pretty sure no cash is being funneled towards the TFM movie.
12 years ago at 6:12 pm^
12 years ago at 8:10 pm^^
12 years ago at 1:13 am^^^
12 years ago at 3:49 pmAll i’m wondering is how a black man would get that much cash?
12 years ago at 6:04 pmRob a bank, sell drugs, Unemployment, Food Stamps, etc. Possibilities are endless.
12 years ago at 6:12 pmWhored off his sister probably
12 years ago at 9:43 pmGuantanamo Bay is a lot like survivor, except no one gets voted off the island.
12 years ago at 6:13 pmI’m sorry but who the fuck shoplifts from the Burlington coat factory?
12 years ago at 6:18 pmNI[GG]ERS
12 years ago at 8:15 pm^I like the creativity.
12 years ago at 8:34 am^^ It had to be said.
12 years ago at 3:49 pm^^^ Good thing you didn’t write that in the forums. Dorn would go APESHIT.
12 years ago at 3:54 pmEven at OU we’ve been taking bets on which one of our football players is going to wind up in jail next. Getting arrested seems to be a pretty trendy thing with them.
12 years ago at 6:38 pmWill someone from the TFM Staff PLEASE ban ALL racism from this site? 🙁
12 years ago at 8:27 pmThat will be as fruitful as the war on drugs buddy
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12 years ago at 10:09 pmYou gotta axe nicely toll..
12 years ago at 8:46 amtroll^
12 years ago at 8:47 amaccording to him it is “only ”$275″ and it is “income tax season”
12 years ago at 1:40 am