I once asked a TA of mine (Communist, naturally) if she could name one invention or idea that came out of the USSR or its satellite states that still exists today in its original form. She couldn’t name one but did note that the USSR launched a satellite prior to the Americans- I responded that Sputnik was a sperm-looking monstrosity that could barely pass for anything that came out of the USA. I also informed her that no Democratic society with the freedom of speech has ever suffered from widespread famine (metaphorically stabbing her right in her “save Africa button) and that after the fall of the Berlin wall fell it was revealed that Soviet technology lagged behind western technology by a efficiency factor of 30% meaning. I then whipped out my dong pointed to its hardness and exclaimed “born in the USA” and told her that a Yugo has less power than her muff-covered vibrator. Fuck that cunt in her 3rd fat roll.
Chavez, like the Pope, not being able to hold office due to the reelection of Karl Marx.
12 years ago at 5:32 pmFuck communism!
12 years ago at 5:44 pm“Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don’t need it and hell where they already have it.” — Ronald Reagan
12 years ago at 6:22 pmI once asked a TA of mine (Communist, naturally) if she could name one invention or idea that came out of the USSR or its satellite states that still exists today in its original form. She couldn’t name one but did note that the USSR launched a satellite prior to the Americans- I responded that Sputnik was a sperm-looking monstrosity that could barely pass for anything that came out of the USA. I also informed her that no Democratic society with the freedom of speech has ever suffered from widespread famine (metaphorically stabbing her right in her “save Africa button) and that after the fall of the Berlin wall fell it was revealed that Soviet technology lagged behind western technology by a efficiency factor of 30% meaning. I then whipped out my dong pointed to its hardness and exclaimed “born in the USA” and told her that a Yugo has less power than her muff-covered vibrator. Fuck that cunt in her 3rd fat roll.
12 years ago at 10:08 pmChavez was a TKE. True story.
12 years ago at 9:25 pmChávez didn’t finish middle school
12 years ago at 9:26 pmI think it would be funny if the US actually did kill him by replacing his chemotherapy with club soda or something.
12 years ago at 12:59 amYeah man! That would be pretty funny!
12 years ago at 8:08 amGlad I could make your day slightly better bud!
12 years ago at 1:38 pm